Make a bunch of those fake dollar bills the Christians like handing out as tips

Just hope they don’t cheap out and skip putting Immobilizer on them

Alabama got rid of slavery in 2022.

WTF CA?

I think any truck gets a pass. Even a Honda Civic raised an inch or two, slap a bigger greenhouse on it, and send it on it’s way as a CUV.

I suspect the growth spurt has more to do with “tax loophole trucks.” I might be wrong on both points.

Don Bluth def a furry

For using a park toilet, I was instructed to always raise then slam the seat down for reasons

I suspect collusion with certain gnomes with a definite profit motive

Spiderpants. Spiderpants. Does a little spiderpants dance.

Found Waldo!

Make it stop

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

I see him making jet sounds and pretending to be an airplane taxiing around the tarmac randomly grabbing and squeezing boobs while saying, “honk! honk!”

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.

Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?