In fairness, Miitomo was a dumpster fire from its inception.

Sure, but wasps made a nest right by our front door, and have the audacity to sting me when I simply walked outside. Maybe not assholes on purpose, but they deserved what they got.

Well, and my wife had it just as bad but was throwing up. She nearly passed out with her head in the toilet. Not technically death by weed, but more or less…

Or my experience: exist in semi-conscious state for 10 hours seeing nothing but acid-etched still images while praying I’m not the first Marijuana overdose death.

Relevant song

Talonflame isn’t worse than Seel

Spending 2 decades with a dope-ass cat is the fuckin dream. Doing life right.

I remember one time at a hotel, some guy was listening to his cell phone really loudly in the continental breakfast area and Ganon hopped up on his table and knocked over his cereal onto his lap.

Exhibit A: the hilariously horny official trailer for Jane Doe

Well, okay, the drunk person will still react to what you say; they just won’t remember. Having a gracious exit to the situation is preferable to, say, “OH MY GOD THERE’S AN AXE MURDERER BEHIND YOU” and running away when they turn around.

I began with ‘have some tact’ after all.

Keep in mind, you’re telling this to a blackout horny drunk person. In honesty, it doesn’t matter what you actually say.

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If you were in that situation, would you say “no, I would be raping you”? The boyfriend excuse is a much more tactful way to get yourself out of the situation (as well as a good enough reason in its own right).

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When you step outside, your face hurts. And that’s if it’s not windy. Unless you’re really bundled up, it feels like you’re naked in the cold, and your clothes are like a makeshift tarp you’ve wrapped around yourself.

Believe it or not, jail

High Quality Rips you say…?

20,000 years of this, 7 more to go!

I thought this was someone emulating Wurtz’ style

I shall seek punishments in Antarctica

It was figuratively abandoned too

They took the mannequins

It messily devours fatigue