The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I’ve given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

Like a jolly rancher of pus

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.

I’m the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.

It costs 1 blue mana to summon them I guess

Yeah come on OP let us test what you’re saying.

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

If someone pulls out a flip phone I’m just going to assume they’re a drug dealer

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

Don’t you fucking sully Country Mac’s name

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Just as all animals eventually evolve into crabs, all apps eventually turn into a way for men to fuck each other in the ass

Some guy once built a geocooled system back in I think 2010, just to cool quad SLI 580s. He had some crazy 6-screen Sony FW900 setup with a fresnel lens.

Set up 24/7 concerts outside of their homes

My dad’s place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it’s in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

The unmarked will be slaves

This was 100% an AI-rewritten article lmao

Addiction is a hell of a thing