I love my computer, you make me feel alright! every waking hour, and every lonely night! I love my computer, for all you give to me! predictable errors, and no identity! and it’s never been quite so easy, I’ve never been quite so happy!!! all I need to do, is click on you, and we’ll be joined in the most soul-less way! and we’ll never ever ruin each other’s day, cuz when I’m through I just click, and you just go away! I love my computer, you’re always in the mood! I get turned on, when I turn on you! I love my computer, you never ask for more! you can be a princess, or you can be my whore! and it’s never been quite so easy. I’ve never been quite so happy!!! the world outside is so big, but it’s safe in my domain, because to you, I’m just a number and a clever screen name! all I need to do is click on you! and we’ll be together for eternity, and no one is ever gonna take my love from me, because I’ve got security, her password and a key!

Real men taste their own semen and know that it is salty!

Gotta slow down on the mtn dew man.

Fake: store was not specified

Gay: Anon has been completely alone for 8 months in his apartment. He has crushing loneliness and all of his friends and family have left him. The only thing that keeps him company are making greentexts and watching hypnodick porn.

*peertube

Allowness unconfirmed

I know arcanum has a manual that is themed like a late 1800’s style research book, which is really cool.

Ah, I see, Anon wishes he gets cuddles and intamacy in a heteroromantic way.

New Pepe unlocked

Based! A very bold move which you don’t care what other people think of it, so yea, based.

Wow, I thought it was gonna be about just chillmaxxing and calling it wasting life, but he is just fucking with the IRS like a true asshole!

The Greentext won’t load for me, so I will just respond to the title.

I also waste time too, anon.

Chart gaslighting the public to think Washingtonians say ‘pop’. Usually people say Soda here.

I can’t imagine putting an seven-year-old on antipsychotics

Based and nerd-pilled

I do like the analogy of the ingame currency named “sparkle farts”

This explains why I don’t clean. I will clean my room later then because of this.

AGI - Adventure Game Interpreter

At least idiocracy was fun, and not a huge depression hole

Reverse puppygirl hypno videos