Libbed up? Or lubed up?
These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than “Can somebody stop that alarm?”
Do they have to be mine?
Aw, you shouldn’t.
He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns
One pitchfork - do you have a blue one? - and a torch please. Preferably lavender scented.
No he isn’t. I’ve checked.
So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let’s see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.
Seeing as thought is still non-existent in a lot of the human population, I can believe that.
I thought you said JD was dead? No, I said he sleeps with the fishes
911 is a different kind of suicide hotline
It changes the ass to hole ratio though.
Or when that guy threw his shoes at Bush Jr?
Look up agar agar : it’s a gelatin substitute made from algae
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
I love you
I know, you piece of shit
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
I think you wanted to say “you f🦆k-cakes”