llama?

But how will they know what movies to watch or what’s the latest in fashion?

Can’t even get HL3 on an alternate timeline.

get fucked chud I’m an apex baddie with hot takes coming out like hot snakes. they smell the same too.

I need to compile my kernel… by hand with tools from beige-age computing.

rumyo n juuliet

Hey Ralph can you get that post-it from the bottom of your keyboard?

there are other kinds of hackers?

yep

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

Lamebryo

Industrial espionage

You don’t compile all your packages from source, do you?

One of my favorite CS memories was on LAN at quakecon.

1v10. The enemy team just killed 9 of us. I’m the last person up. Demolished them. A couple close moments, but caught almost everyone of them in 1v1s.

After I kill 10 people in a single fucking round, on LAN mind you, some prick on their team types “lucky” in all chat.

I was fucking furious.

So sure enough the very next round my team gets shit on. 1v10 again. I, again, wipe the fucking floor with them. 10 down.

I just stood up and screamed.

This guy is terminally online with 100+ comments over the last day. Assuming you’re arguing with a functioning member of society is misguided. Trolls gonna troll. Don’t feed them.

Easy to fix moving forward, but a really public admission of “oops” to all current phone key users who will have to reauth their phones.

There are answers, they just take a level of experience to reach that most people aren’t cut out for. You gotta be several principal+ IC roles or Dir+ mgr roles in before the patterns congeal into a plan.

Challenge is operating at those levels for extended periods requires a super fucking insane level of competency and dedication. Most people hit that spot and coast till retirement cause you’re at $500k+ at FAANG. Few keep looking for new opportunities unless forced to or they’re those corporate robot sharks with the dead eyes.

The idea is to squeeze as much revenue from the largest 600 clients while they desperately attempt to move to a different virtualization platform: https://www.theregister.com/2022/05/30/broadcom_strategy_vmware_customer_impact/

Rebuild time? Yeah it’ll take about that long.

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