Just… Ugh.

Awww, what a sweetie

Third: expecting a search engine to be helpful nowadays

Not quite the same thing but I always worry people think I’m shilling when I talk positively about a product.

Time for the forcefem?

Yeah. Have had that twice. Kind of wish I hadn’t, cause it’s not likely to happen again and now I know what I’m missing

100%, discovering butt stuffing was a life changing moment for me. Though be very aware sex toy materials in the US aren’t regulated, it’s perfectly legal to sell you a toy that will give you ass cancer. If it says for novelty use only or something similar, listen to it. Look for platinum cure or medical grade silicone, glass, or stainless steel. Avoid TPE and PVC at all costs. Lube wise, get xLube/kLube powder and make it yourself, WAY more cost effective than buying it already in liquid form and it won’t have any irritants, like glycol, which many water based lubes include that actually acts as a laxative when in your ass, making for a much less pleasant experience. If you’re looking for something longer lasting or for shower use, coconut oil is also good. Still pretty easy to clean up but is a lot more water resistant and doesn’t really dry out. It does stain a bit though, so keep that in mind.

Waistband is the place to put it. Some running shorts come with a waistband pocket, in front is ok but in back is what I prefer. You can also get… A waistband with a pouch is the best way to describe it, just big enough for a phone and keys pretty much and you can put it under your clothes easily

It’s Ohio’s vibe. Boring, dull, uninteresting, a bit creepy. If you’ve got Ohio rizz, you have terriblely boring charisma

Because the genocide is the goal.

I kind of dread the day I stop being appealing to gay men and start being appealing to straight men. Well, less the latter, I doubt I’ll ever pass so well as to be appealing to straight men… During the brief unfortunate time I was stupid enough to look for connections, I had 0 interest from women, the only interest I had was from a few strictly gay not bi men. I seriously doubt transitioning is making me more appealing to women, so I feel like I’m slowly removing my dating pool as I become someone I like more. Well, it’s for the best anyways, dating/hooking up was a disaster and I should have known better then to try. (It’s not a problem that women aren’t interested in me, it’s not something I’m upset about, it’s also for the best given some brain bugs I have)

Sorry for trauma dumping in random places across Lemmy, it’s just nice to get the thoughts out of my head and into text sometimes

I’m just mystified how you know yourself that well, sitting here in my puddle of self doubt

I don’t think it’s making devs worse, however I do think it’s significantly lowering the bar to entry to the point where people who don’t have enough knowledge to actually do the job well are becoming proceedingly common. Theoretically they should get weeded out by a good interview process but corporate be corporate

Not that my opinion is worth anything, it’s not like I have anything to back it up.

Please disregard any takes I may have

He

Is

Comfy

Goals

No it’s actually laying your head in someone’s lap and having them gently run their fingers through your hair while reassuring you everything’s ok

Cans of condensed chicken noodle soup is my mental and physical illness food. I keep a bunch of it in the cabinet. Having difficulty with solid foods? Soups got your back. Can’t bear to scrape together the function to cook or order food? Worst case scenario, slap a can in a bowl and run the sink as hot as it goes to add the water if heating it’s just too much to do

For my birthday I want my friends to throw me a surprise party where I get euthanized

I remember myth busters testing this

How dare you! You should only feed them food on plates, not in bowls!!!

She’s doing a great job breaking it in for you =D