It’s mostly in death so people put you in the right cemetery.

Yeah but they make such a mess.

Well they’re McDonald’s fries so you can definately do worse.

Not everything fits our should go in a dishwasher either.

Spite is always a valid reason to the spiteful.

Those three fill the bill pretty easily. I’d add Satisfactory for the snarky AI and the general disregard to anything not made of concrete or steel.

If you’re a flightless bird in Australia high caliber rounds sound almost quaint compared to some of the other ways you can die.

Didn’t China just punt off a ticket to some asteroids? Viability tests maybe?

That sweater is hiding a gym bod that would make Arnold jelly. Shame she skips leg day though.

It’s fairly on brand for Valve, one of their banners was a guy with pipe valve stuck to his head.

I’d say Sask is, less sure about Manitoba.

It’s a mark of support for police. Often used unironically beside the ‘don’t tread on me’ snake.

Carbon fibre is a big one.

I feel attacked. You’re not wrong though.

Thought that one was about dudes repossessing people’s organs.

There are worse ways to riff on a recipe, I don’t know what nooch is but the rest at least sounds like possible replacements. You’re right it wouldn’t be pesto, but I don’t think I’d hate it.

China stopped importing it.

The panels are plastic, so while this is a concern, they probably wouldn’t get much for them. Bumper I’m less sure about.

SouthPark reference for those out of the loop, not the poster above though, he knows what’s up.

Well you’re meant to “land” on them but momentum can be a bitch.