Lot of jokes here, my brother repeatedly has told me he is disgusted by the fact that we look at toilet paper to tell if we are clean. Granted he would have to get the TP very close to his face to be able to see anything. He says he just wipes until he is clean. Not an exciting answer, but that’s what I got.
They insert a finger to see if there’s any more mush.
How can you not tell by feel?
This whole thread is nothing but jokes. The real answer is they wipe their butthole with their finger and then press their fingers together to feel if it’s at all sticky.
Even people with functioning eyes miss some sometimes.
If the shit tickets don’t stick to the wall the asshole isn’t poopy anymore.
Is this the answer to the mystery of the state of public bathrooms?
Yes, it’s all blind people’s fault.
I got this far down the thread before stifling a laugh at work. Well done.
Bidet no need to look or wipe.
The lick test.
How often do you visually check your butthole when wiping?
We are all blind in the bathroom, my friend.
Every. Single. Time.
This. Who doesn’t?
Fuckin christ, dude. Get some hygiene.
??? Wtf people, check yo ass, jesus
I have a live feed camera in my toilet. Every time I take a shit, I get out my phone and watch the footage so I can inspect both the turd and my asshole and plan my wiping strategy accordingly.
You check the paper, not your butthole
Please speak for yourself.
Huh? How do you check it if not with the paper?
Taste the paper
That’s like evil Skittles
I personally don’t ever have to look and I’m glad I don’t have to
You sound more confident than you maybe should :P
Get yourself a travel bidet <$20 on Amazon, and start with that. You use warm tap water from your commode.
No installation, but a bit of practice.
My proctologist ranted about general bad wiping habits in the US that damage the hemorrhoid tissue over time. Don’t spend your life in sin and misery as I have in the House of the Rising Sun, and stick to only dabbing with bathroom tissue, and use bidets to do the heavy cleaning.
Preach.
Funny answer: their dog won’t let them leave the room if they smell too much.
Slightly serious answer: bidets are magic.
If there were bidets everywhere, I’d be willing to leave my cave more often.
Go live in Japan. Literally bidets everywhere even in public places. My butt had never been so consistently clean.
I did for a year. Squat toilets in public places.
I only saw the squat toilets in more remote places but anywhere in the cities had bidets.
I saw them in schools, train stations, parks, etc., all over Hiroshima city.
Using a public bidet sounds like an awful idea.
Have you seen Perfect Days?
It’s easier than waddling over to the sink and fitting my ass in there.
But you don’t make as many friends.
This is why I’m banned from Sea World.
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Looking at the TP with my functional eyes? I am skeptical.
Me, I look at the TP after to see if it’s discolored.
I’ve just been waiting too long to use this quote. “Green means go; red means stop.”
well that’s stuck in my head for life
keep wiping until you draw a white ace.