“I can’t be a racist sack of shit and spew hate speech in Canada so I’m not coming!” - a fetid sack of gangrenous anal sphincters.

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      Did you see that alien post, they beamed up a cow, because a human called them ‘grass puppers’. So hilarious. Do you have a favorite breed? I love them all.

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        I did not know that was a thing and any connection was by accident. lol

        I too love them all but my favourites are shepherd dogs, specifically . Great companions, super intelligent, and some of the most beautiful animals on the planet. I also have a massive soft spot for Bull terriers because the are the cutest and funniest dogs in existence.

        I know you said you loved them all, but do you have any breeds that lead the pack? (Pun absolutely intended)

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          Nah, I’ve had doggy friends in various breeds and mutts over the years. I had a Great Pyrenees named Thistle, super friendly, and enthusiastic. Worked as a livestock protector, brave and faithful. But couldn’t understand the danger posed by the road in front of his farm, and thus was his lift ended, all too soon.

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            I am sorry to hear that, thistle sounds like they were a good pupper. I’ve lost one too many to the ignorance of roads myself and it is never fun.

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              Thanks, I appreciate the sympathy. And as a result ALL Great Pyrenese are wonderful beasts in my estimation. It’s funny how a breed can become so lovable once I’ve developed a relationship with member of that breed.

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    Awesome. While you’re at it can you convince Jordan Peterson to permanently move down to Texas with you? We’d love to get rid of that shit.

    Honestly, most Canadians are more ashamed of Peterson than Bieber and that’s a fucking accomplishment.

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        Biebs is just being a young rich kid. Only thing is he’s 30 now. He doesn’t do as much silly stuff as he used to, which is good.

        I was kinda worried about him for a while: rich kids surrounded by “yes men” don’t always make solid decisions. Extrapolate that to worldwide fame and things can go seriously fucky.

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          Yeah I’m not a Bieber fan but being ashamed of someone for threading the needle to become a super star is weird.

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    Sounds like this Canadien policy might just be working as intended.

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    Well that should give Trudeau a nice boost in popularity, I’m guessing. I’m relatively sure we’re not crying in our Molson Canadians because a 'roided out douche isn’t going to come here.

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      Calling it Trudeau’s policy is just another lie from Rogan.

      Those hate speech laws have been on the books for a lot longer than Trudeau has been involved in politics.

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    Joe Rogan probably has a DUI on his record or something like that that prohibits him from entering Canada.

    I knew this lady who went to the same saloon in Seattle that I frequented. Anyways she was a Canadian citizen but she got a DUI in the USA and she couldn’t go home until she did the requirements for entry.

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    If he thinks we’re far into the erosion of individual rights now, wait till he hears about our Conservatives!

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      The funny thing is that Americans think that guns and hate speech make them the freest country in the world.

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        The people that embrace that shit think that, yes. However, there are plenty of us who don’t. I’d appreciate not being lumped in with the former.

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          Sorry…granted…SOME Americans believe that hate speech and guns make them the freest country in the world.