Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-25 months agoSo I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the secondhand diary that I bought… ‘I don’t remember this.’
minus-squarekambusha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoFirst thought, “wtf is a hand diary”. Secondhand.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoI’m hyper productive. Have one for my first hand and another for my second hand.
So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the secondhand diary that I bought… ‘I don’t remember this.’
First thought, “wtf is a hand diary”. Secondhand.
I’m hyper productive. Have one for my first hand and another for my second hand.