Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square114linkfedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square114linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-22 years agoIf a threesome is with three people, and a foursome is with four, then i think i get why they call you handsome… What’s long and brown and sticky? A stick. What’s brown, and rhymes with “Snoop?” Dr. Dre. Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? For drizzle, m’nizzle. How does Helen Keller know when she’s done wiping? Taste test. I’ve got tons of this shit for when we’ve got downtime at work.
minus-squareKalkaline @leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoWhy can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead
minus-squareChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoWhat did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Scream her hands off.
minus-squareSLVRDRGN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoWhat did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? She’s dead.
minus-squareFluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoDid you hear about the time she answered the iron?
minus-squareCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoThe last one was just noooooooo. … I bet she’s like “it’s a bit nutty”.
If a threesome is with three people, and a foursome is with four, then i think i get why they call you handsome…
What’s long and brown and sticky?
A stick.
What’s brown, and rhymes with “Snoop?”
Dr. Dre.
Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?
For drizzle, m’nizzle.
How does Helen Keller know when she’s done wiping?
Taste test.
I’ve got tons of this shit for when we’ve got downtime at work.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Scream her hands off.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
She’s dead.
Did you hear about the time she answered the iron?
Yes, but she didn’t 😉
The last one was just noooooooo.
…
I bet she’s like “it’s a bit nutty”.