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minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up216·5 months agoHell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers: …to get coffee? …for a movie night? …for lunch/dinner? …to hang out and chat at the park? …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire? Basically anything but that.
minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·5 months ago"Are you down…: … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
minus-squareLittleBorat2@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoHe could have just copy pasted these bullet points
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up127·5 months ago … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 months agoyou don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
minus-squareoriginalfrozenbanana@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·5 months agoDamnit now I wanna smash Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
minus-squareFermion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up25·5 months agoYou need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·5 months agoWhat about …to build my Rivendell Lego set? …to play some Goldeneye? …to paint my Skaven army?
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·5 months agoWho knows? Maybe she’s down… …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire. …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language. …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
minus-squareBirbatron@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 months agoI hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be It’s the republic not the empire Sorry I’ll leave now
minus-squarepng@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-25 months ago …to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·5 months agoSave some women for the rest of us, sheesh
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoIf she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoDude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately. Trust me, I did.
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoThen we’re back to “Wanna smash?”
Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:
Basically anything but that.
"Are you down…:
What a shame — I kinda love it
He could have just copy pasted these bullet points
you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
Damnit now I wanna smash
Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
What about
Who knows? Maybe she’s down…
I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be
It’s the republic not the empire
Sorry I’ll leave now
… to remove kebab
Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh
If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.
Trust me, I did.
That’s a grudgin
Then we’re back to “Wanna smash?”