Could in theory be saved later by “Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it’s any excuse I was drunk when I sent it.” If feeling confident, could be followed by “The part about having a crush on you was true tho.”.
Could be saved by “Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message…”
“I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!”
“The keys are right next to each other”
Ive had a crush on you for a while
Good start
Are you down …
hmm
to get barebacked
aaaand derailed
…unless?
Although it was in person instead of text, I did hook up with someone I knew from highschool with basically the same direct approach. It helped that I knew she would find it funny.
Honesty bad. Only good if you’re a good boy who don’t want no sex.
It’s called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also “to get barebacked”? How is that supposed to be appealing?
Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, “want me to shove my clam in your face?” my answer is going to be “what the fuck is wrong with you.”
You see, if women were actually interested in men, that wouldn’t be a thing. Apparently 80% of them are not. If a girl comes asking me for the throne like that, it’s gonna depend on the girl. Looks clean and healthy? Aww yeah, I’m not busy! Maybe I’ll call for an STD test with that kind of attitude.
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Not everyone is that pathetic. Most of us actually want to interact with people and find out what they’re like before fucking them.
That only makes sense if you’re trying to have kids. Doesn’t matter for just sex. I would definitely recommend at least making sure they’re not the condom sabotage type. There’s nothing pathetic about casual sex. That mentality comes from jealousy. Go enjoy what you like. It doesn’t have to be that deep.
Lol not jealousy, just not so desperate I’d fuck anything that moves. I guess I can afford to have standards.
Your standards are just different from mine, and honestly kind of lame. I’d fuck anything that looks good and isn’t gonna make me sick or baby trap me. I’ve also got a standard for participation. Not interested in dead fish. Pretty high standards for looks and safety. Let me know how your ‘standards’ help your sex experience or how they’re even related.
Are you the guy who wrote this green text? Go touch some grass kid…
I touch grass plenty. 😏
You see, if women were actually interested in men
Oh we’re definitely interested in men. Your experiences otherwise are solely to do with your personality, not your gender
I’m not referring to my experiences, but a poll I heard about.
Good luck with thinking you’re gonna make me feel bad.
Women love sex, but there are social repercussions for women that enjoy sex and ‘give it up’ easy. Also, as the physically weaker partner they often don’t get to have the sort of sex they want to be having, instead having to lay there and get violently rammed into for 5 minutes.
Bro I am a bottom. Don’t tell me that.
Than your issue is your potential sexual selection is an unnaturally small number for the same societal reasons
Why are you acting like I have an issue? I am fine. You all have hangups here.
Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:
- …to get coffee?
- …for a movie night?
- …for lunch/dinner?
- …to hang out and chat at the park?
- …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?
Basically anything but that.
"Are you down…:
- … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
What a shame — I kinda love it
He could have just copy pasted these bullet points
- … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
Damnit now I wanna smash
Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
What about
- …to build my Rivendell Lego set?
- …to play some Goldeneye?
- …to paint my Skaven army?
Who knows? Maybe she’s down…
- …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
- …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
- …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be
It’s the republic not the empire
Sorry I’ll leave now
- …to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
… to remove kebab
Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh
If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.
Trust me, I did.
That’s a grudgin
Then we’re back to “Wanna smash?”
Not sure I can believe any of the text because anon wasn’t immediately told to stay the fuck away or worse, and blocked.
She doesnt need to know the exact meaning, “I’m into you and want to do x with/to you” is clear enough that anon has romantic or sexual intent.
That anon got a not utterly revolted response to that hailmary is more an indication that the interest is mutual than not I’d say
I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor’s appointment lol “are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?”
Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket…
Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there’s a chance!
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Plot twist: she has difficulty with reading comprehension and understanding modern slang. She actually would have been interested in casual unprotected sex with him. But anon stopped reading and didn’t clarify himself.
Alternate plot twist: she really loves horseback riding and always wanted to try riding a horse without a saddle (i.e. “bare back”) but was a little nervous and wanted someone to help her with it. One day, she told herself, she would find the right person to “bareback” with.
Then anon DMs her. “Yes,” she says, “I will bareback with you! meet me at the horse ranch.”
Anon’s like “horse ranch? wtf” but goes for it. The fated hour arrives and anon rolls with it. they all live happily ever after.
Probably real and heterosexual
Pray for my people, we have lost our way
The class clown kid from my high school (looked like a clown too) ended up with a smoking hot wife, seemingly way out of his league.
Around high school I can remember him asking and being rejected by just about every girl.
Only reason I can think of is he got so used to rejection that he was completely unphased to keep going and the numbers game eventually worked out for him.
Good on him and a lesson for the rest of us, lol.
This is why honesty is important.
Had anon faked his way through things and lied about his intentions, it would have been worse for both of them.
Yah, I know, it’s fake, but there’s an underlying truth that honesty is better for this kind of thing.
Yes, you will absolutely get shot down 99% of the time (and add .9 to that a lot to get closer to reality), but that’s the entire point. You tell someone you want to fuck them, and they can choose based on their own needs and wants. When those align, awesome! Woot for fucking!
Now, should you be an absolute cretin about it? No. There’s a difference between being honest and ignoring established social norms regarding language. Currently, asking if someone wants to get barebacked is considered rude, even if they’re DTF. You ask with respect and manners. “Hi, random acquaintance, this is anon, I think you’re attractive, and have for a long time. I would very much like to get together for sex, is that something you might be interested in too?”
Now, again, most of the time you’ll be lucky to not get told to fuck yourself. But that’s still better than faking other forms of interest to try and get sex.
And yes, I have actually asked someone that I already knew if they would be interested in at least a one time sexual encounter. And it worked one time. I’ve asked other people and it didn’t work. Since I’m a fucking balding sasquatch in looks, and I was poor as fuck at the time, it wasn’t some kind of artificial thing that incels like to blame for their failures.
Be real. Be up front. Be polite. But also be willing to accept the large amount of noes you’ll get with aplomb.
Love is complicated, and sex isn’t
He had a chance until the 4channer in him took over in the middle.
“I want to bareback you so bad…”
“What do you mean anon?”
“I mean I wanna ride you around the Grand Canyon without a saddle.”
Anon got a reply, thats would have been a good start, but no… He had to be horny brained.
Stewing your mind in the excrement of downbad incells and neets will do that.
>Wanna Get barebacked?
"Fuggin typical femenoids complaining "
MFW
@_@
And a supposed adult at 21…
What went wrong is anon never grew up - he’s still 13
being an incel will do that
Being a woman hating imbicile will do that.
We already said incel
What’s the implication here? They’re an incel because they hate women or they hate women because they’re an incel?
The first one. There are a few exceptions, but overwhelmingly, incels are dudes who act like they are owed sex and call women “females” and then are surprised when none want to sleep with them
For one thing, there are plenty of female incels. For another, every male incel I’ve met does not hate women. I game online and have quite a few of them for friends. I think that conflating ‘incel’ and ‘hates women’ is morally repugnant.
The English language actually has the perfect word for what you want to say, and that’s ‘mysogynist’. Use your words correctly.
Incel pretty much already means that.
Cringe moment is that when I was like 16 or 17, I too, identified with being an incel - I mean, I WAS INvoluntarily CELibate. So I browsed their subreddit for a while.
I quickly realized that those were guys who were not just involuntarily celibate. They all hated women.
It’s odd to me how you start by saying ‘incel = woman hater’, then showcase having the self awareness to recognize being involuntarily celibate without hating women, then loop back around to ‘incel = woman hater’.
It’s just that they’ve adopted the label.
You could say you’re a fan of national socialism, but when you realize what people who refer to themselves as national socialists are, I don’t think you’ll want to use that label on yourself anymore.
There’s nothing wrong with being a virgin, but the term incel has more connotations than “involuntary celebrate.”
Exactly my point.
Makes you wonder what the original plan was.
I don’t understand why a nice young man who uses “femoid” as a word can’t get a girlfriend. One of life’s little mysteries!
Fake. How did he get her number in the first place?
