• Hegar@fedia.io
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    2 months ago

    Surely it can’t be that dumb?

    “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

    Ok, it’s that dumb.

    Doing a great job of not being weird.

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      2 months ago

      It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

      Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

      I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

      I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

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      2 months ago

      That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”

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      2 months ago

      Top weird for the week, so far. Is weird now a Republican team sport or are they trying to out weird each other?

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      Fuck I could have saved so much money!

      (It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)

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    Ok. So don’t vote for Majorie Tyalor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Joni Earnst, Marcia Blackburn, Kay Ivey, Kristi Noem… I can literally keep going for a very long time.

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      2 months ago

      Yeah this is definitely a prelude to fellas, is it gay to be interested in intimate physical and emotional contact with a partner of the opposite sex

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    2 months ago

    This guy has been venomous looney tunes for a long time. I think he only speaks to bro ears and bigots.

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    So either women are the stronger sex because they don’t transition when they vote for men or all men that had sex with women that voted are gay.

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    2 months ago

    Man, all those women in Colorado and Georgia who voted for Boebert and MTG. And literally everyone in Mexico is now a woman.

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      That’s the little first domino in the meme, at least. Then it works up to something like allowing homosexuals to exist, and suffering the presence of their supporters for that matter, also makes you a homosexual.

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    Do they just figure the brainwashing has stuck by now? Is that it?

    Like if they draw a connection between whatever weird thing they can possibly shoestring to trans women all of the conditioning will kick in and they will go "Brrr Trans woman BAD, me no trans! Me hate bad thing that will make me trans! "