One time I randomly decided to jump and touch the ceiling while standing in a doorway… I thought I broke my neck for a minute
I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead
Topical cocaine!!! Going on an Internet search. Brb…
I came out ahead
Metal pole
Also hardest thing I bit. I dented it. My teeth did not chip or crack at all
I sometimes wonder if I am part Idiot Anime Protagonist
First and last snowboard lesson. Long time ago. Never again.
I’ve taken a couple vehicle hoods to the dome, which is enough to piss you off all the way through the next 2 beers.
The worst was probably as a kid, maybe 3 or 4, jumping on the couch & fell face first onto a 1970’s solid wood coffee table. I can still feel the slight dent in my forehead 40 years later.
Not the most dramatic, but when I was really little I remember play fighting with my brothers, and falling backwards off the bed and hitting my head against a dresser.
There was no wound or anything but I remember seeing all kinds of fucked up colors at the moment of impact. Despite being a huge crybaby, I’m pretty sure I didn’t cry or freak out, I was just extremely fatigued.
I wonder if we should have gone to the doctor. I don’t think you’re supposed to see TV static and rainbow vomit when you bump your head.
I was still growing and wasn’t aware of how tall I had gotten and jumped over a box in a doorway, I hit my head on the doorframe, woke up on the ground with a busted doorframe.
Slipped backwards while ice skating and my head hit the ice.
Classic. Dropped on head as a baby. Small fracture behind my ear. Fucked up my balance for a while, apparently moving just a little bit would cause me to get dizzy and puke. No permanent issues, but I blame it for my inability to ride a unicycle.
Swimming.
Miscounted strokes while doing backstroke. Right on the soft spot of the head.
When I was younger I fell off a homemade merry go round some neighbors had built. Got hit in the back of the head by one of the horses as I tried to get up. Ended up with staples and a lovely scar.
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Diamond, technically. It’s not the hardest thing in existence but probably the hardest my head has made contact with.
I did half a backflip once.
I was wearing a helm and got away with a concussion that kept me home for a week.
Playing football during PE class a lifetime ago. I’m not sure what happened exactly but I got knocked out and regained consciousness face down in the grass.