I knew the sink used Bluetooth, but the urinal is new.
This makes we want to buy a bunch of Bluetooth stickers and stick them in random objects
Be the change you want to pee.
Thanks I hate it (or like it).
So they can have an app on your phone. Easy advertisement through notifications, and can suckle the personal data teat
It’s so you can connect to the pee cam in the urinal and broadcast it as you pee
it’s called taking a “selfpee”
My guess is tagging employees when they service the bathrooms.
It needs to sell the pee data to advertisers.
For pee counters and penis size statistics. Both very important in the world of science about the penis and the pee.
Jokes on them dicks too small for sensors
Imagine if there was a leaderboard. Longest pee, most volume, most yellow, etc. You would need video to prove that they didn’t cheat though.
You mean PeeTube? PeeTube is also the name of the astronaut pee device based pee device that doesn’t need video to measure your penis length. Simply insert your penis into the spring loaded tube (it’s just a tube with lots of springs in it). As your penis skin touches the springs, the penis length is measured. The current model is a 256SpT (Springs per Tube), which allows for a penis length resolution in 12"/256 increments.
It’s how we know pee is stored in the balls.
Serious answer: it’s a “smart” urinal, in that it can report usage statistics, alert maintenance staff to problems, and be remotely controlled.
If you’re in the facilities maintenance business, Bluetooth-enabled equipment can be a good way to get an operational technology network up and running without a lot of costly retrofit.
Unserious Answer: it counts the fluid as it passes, because the last counting guy kept getting the count wrong and so people would grossly overpay/underpay when they used the urinal
Cheaper than running plumbing through the walls
Just be careful you don’t accidentally connect your earbuds to it.
So you can play your favorite, relaxing playlist.
Because USB would be gross
To stream piss from you into the devive
For the blockchain.
Now can somebody explain to me why this needs the blockchain?
Pee-powered shitcoin mining!
Or would that rather be… pisscoin?30 years later… Today is a day that will leave in yellow infamy! As pisscoin collapses, many drunkards and even regular people are finding creative ways of pissing outside the American standard urinal!
Did you ever think about how there is an average penis size measurement?
So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?
Maybe finally someone will take into account Yaw
It’s a subscription based water cooler, obviously.
There’s no tap anywhere to fill the glass.
The valve is underneath silly.