But since then, he has faced a rash of bad headlines about his past comments calling Harris a “childless cat lady,” his past support for a national abortion ban and even a baseless internet rumor about having sex with a couch.
It may be baseless, but it’s quite plausible because he is just so…uh…the way he is. Trump, Vance, and RFK are all kinda weird. Hugging and kissing the flag, playing with dead things, etc etc.
“a baseless internet rumor” that the Associated Press had to retract an article, “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch” because they could not indeed confirm that he hadn’t had sex with a couch.
It may be baseless, but it’s quite plausible because he is just so…uh…the way he is. Trump, Vance, and RFK are all kinda weird. Hugging and kissing the flag, playing with dead things, etc etc.
Fucking couches…
Fuck yo couch! Sir.
I am not J.D. Vance. I am not homosectional.
It’s ok sir, you can be bisectional.
Why am i bisectional, you ask? For me it’s the thrill of the chaise
Baseless? I thought “people are saying” was an acceptable level of fact checking. Donald certainly agrees with me.
I think it has to be “all the best people”.
“a baseless internet rumor” that the Associated Press had to retract an article, “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch” because they could not indeed confirm that he hadn’t had sex with a couch.