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Imagine fucking a couch and then being popular…
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His greatest accomplishment.
It was not an easy feat, but he prevailed.
Indeed. This is a real achievement.
And there’s not going to be any porn parody about couchfucker
not going to be any porn parody
I’m surprised it hasn’t been made already.
Have you tried JD Revanced? It’s much better than the original.
So many patches needed to make it palatable.
Made me chuckle, thx
Wait did we just find an exception to rule 34? I never thought I’d see the day…
You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I’m picturing the “Orgy is the New Black” meme except it’s Vance surrounded by couches
The ultimate twist on the “casting couch” cliché.
Is the couch physically a couch or is it a person disguised as a couch?
So many options!
Vance Unpants’d 2: loose change
And the critically acclaimed sequel, More Cushion for the Pushin’
Decades past relevance as a setup for a joke, but I just keep hearing Yakov Smirnoff in my mind.
In Soviet Russia, couch fucks you!
Palin was at-least somewhat entertaining in her madness.
She also came across as ditzy, not creepily malicious.
I don’t know about that… but then I made sure to read about her past as mayor of Wasilla and before that. She is incredibly malicious and petty and vindictive.
Vance 100% knows what he’s doing. He accepted that he had to sell his soul to become a successful politician.
Palin at least gave grist for porn (nalin’ Palin). Furniture porn was hilarious before Vance, is still funnier without humans.
That’s impressive.
Most impressive.
JD-Wan has taught you well.
I don’t like this comparison lol
Yeah, but the cadence is perfect. shrug
Haha the sacrifices we make
And their nominee for president is older than McCain was.
“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance
He just needs parody porn about him and they are one in the same.
I mean, yeah, I would be fine with leaving Palin alone in a room with my furniture.
Palin alienated anyone vaguely in the middle, but on the other hand she had at least some particular support that she brought distinct from McCain (basically Tea Party folks that were not particularly excited by establishment republican nor McCain).
Vance doesn’t have any particular support, he only gets indirect support for people who are “republican no matter what” or “MAGA all the way”, but those people were already covered by Trump. Even in his own state his margin of victory was much slimmer than the other republicans that swept Ohio in 2022, and Ohio’s not even a state considered to be a risk to Trump’s campaign.
He was just a tremendously bad choice with no strategic benefit. The VP pick should somehow provide some coverage for demographics not hit by the presidential candidate, and Trump instead went with someone with very limited popularity that is a strict subset of people already supporting Trump.
She also brought in the evangelicals because she was one of them. And she had the same false piety the other evangelical darlings have.
True, he only brings the few techno autocrats. Though that does bring money (though some of that money, like Elon’s, would have gone there anyway).
But he was picked because he’d do what Vance wouldn’t and overthrow the election.
he’d do what Vance wouldn’t and overthrow the election
Pence, Vance, shitty Underpants…
same, same but different…
I forgot about the Tea Party, ahhh…simpler times…
After seeing what the cultists were going to do to Pence, and that Trump was going to allow it, no one else was interested in being his VP. The only option was a bootlicker.
While the list was certainly constrained, he did have a line of boot lickers. Perhaps none more ardent than Tim Scott.
Given how they keep want to accuse Harris of ‘not being really black’, maybe they would have wanted to have Tim Scott, so it’s still terrible but at least it’s not as completely insane as two white guys trying to gatekeep being black.
He can see useless postmenopausal women from his house.
Brilliant response!
But since then, he has faced a rash of bad headlines about his past comments calling Harris a “childless cat lady,” his past support for a national abortion ban and even a baseless internet rumor about having sex with a couch.
It may be baseless, but it’s quite plausible because he is just so…uh…the way he is. Trump, Vance, and RFK are all kinda weird. Hugging and kissing the flag, playing with dead things, etc etc.
Fucking couches…
Fuck yo couch! Sir.
I am not J.D. Vance. I am not homosectional.
It’s ok sir, you can be bisectional.
Why am i bisectional, you ask? For me it’s the thrill of the chaise
Baseless? I thought “people are saying” was an acceptable level of fact checking. Donald certainly agrees with me.
I think it has to be “all the best people”.
“a baseless internet rumor” that the Associated Press had to retract an article, “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch” because they could not indeed confirm that he hadn’t had sex with a couch.
So you’re saying he’s less non-unpopular
More unpopular or less popular?
Yes
This type of deep, academic discussion is why I joined Lemmy.
Skibidi.
Terlet
I think there’s a fun bit of linguistics there. If you say more unpopular it implies that both are unpopular and one is even more so. If you say less popular, it implies that they are both popular, but one is to a lesser degree.
That’s why i ask!
For me, less popular would also include people who are indifferent about them, just less people exited. Doesn’t necessarily mean that people really dislike them.
More unpopular seems to me there are more people who are actively against them, dislike them.
I can be not popular, without being unpopular at all.
But english isn’t my native or main language, so…
Considering that Vance’s biggest accomplishment so far is writing a best-selling book, in which he cosplays as a poor person while trashing rural Americans, this about checks out.
Do you think he wrote that book though?