all those hair plugs just for that
Someone get him some cherries.
when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky
Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.
They shoulda asked about the little red button.
good lord he looks like a frog
I woulda gone with Lex Luthor
Lex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.
That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.
Lex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.
This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you’re an idiot.
Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?
I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There’s already been two or three references to him that did not age well.
In the writer’s defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.
Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.
Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.
Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?
Zorg made it look way better
Zorg also made things that actually work.
If only cyber trucks had a little red button
Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.
Bigger too.
…and wasn’t just a flame thrower.
And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.
“fire one million” - Musk
It totally works.
At least zorg knew he was an asshole
Musk definitely knows too.
I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.
Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.
Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy
Alternatively:
Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.
So it begins… Posts a picture that’s like 4 years old