90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America’s hat makes moree sense in that respect.
But Florida is clearly a cock, so… I’m into it.
Incidentally, 100 miles north-to-south is about the height of Connecticut from the Mass to NY borders.
Jokes aside, we do know, if you’re not from here. Our whole national identity revolves around the resulting inferiority complex, lol.
Canada is beautiful frankly, and it has some great cities.
I like the sentiment, though it would be even better if Canada was facing backwards and Florida was a dangling turd instead of a dangling penis.
Speaking as an American, I’d like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. It’s funny. Get over yourself.
no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.
I’m mad that Fl*rida is hanging out of the shorts. 🤮
Cover that shit up.
Tell me that you wouldn’t think Floridians would do that
Unite as one humongous cock? That’s what they do all day every day.
It’s getting less funny every day though. I’d say things are downright concerning in Florida nowadays.
Yeah. It really is a trash fire
Canada is embarrassingly drunk, as usual.
Is Florida the dick? Or Texas? Or Mexico?
Florida of course.
I’ll allow it.
(That’s a joke. I’ll encourage it, in fact.)
Credentials: am American.
So it’s blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I’m interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I’m cool with being Canada’s shorts if y’all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!
Florida is absolutely North America’s penis.
yes but could we please let it not be canadas? there are canadians I actually like.
While Sweden is Europe’s. But don’t worry, size is not all that matters.
Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.
Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?
I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I’ve ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔
You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.
One day Russia will be normal and maybe I can make anatomical sense of that.
yeah, europe has so few terrible festering diseases. like you’re not even trying.
I enjoyed living in Florida, and I’m moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America’s dong.
Why would you move to Florida?
Possibly a strong urge to get shot by the police
Yeah,I’m not gonna lie, I’ll enjoy the chance to march with the Northside Coalition again.
Cheap rent with a friend and the ability to move right back out again. I was laid off recently just as I was about to move for work and the choices were be homeless in LA, be homeless in Dallas, or move back into my old room in Jacksonville.
Ah yes, the eternal, ultimate reason to move to a shithole.
florida’s a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.
and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf
fuck florida. there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again
Coincidentally my problem is, in fact, that no one is paying me.
Omg I’ll move to Japan first.
That’s because of all the snowbirds
The backside of Arizona looks similar
The land may belong to the US, but Florida is filled with Canadians. Mostly old white Canadians who lean hard right.
That was my thought, too.
Alternately, I’d consider re-accepting the weiner into our pants if we could get some of that socialized heath care.
I’ve always referred to florida as America’s wang, but it’s clearly Canada’s
It’s a tiny wang.
Nope, America is the pants and Alaska is the hat.
America is Canada’s pants AND hat.
Mind blown
Make Canada hat again.
Took exactly 11 minutes from posting for an American to be like “no u”. Absolutely no sense of humour.
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I was just going along with the joke lol it’s just a meme dude, calm down
Jokes on them, they didn’t know we were already immune to pompous xenophobes by living here.
Lol and the title of your post implies Americans get “big mad” about this silliness. Looks like a pretty sad attempt at rage-baiting and then not understanding when it didn’t work
Plays into the joke
Accused of no sense of humor
This is why Quebec keeps trying to leave you.
Yeah, but Quebec would leave anybody, even themselves if they could.
Yes, that is what this was a spin on.
What da Mexico doin?
TEXAS IS TITS!!
TEXTITS!
TITSAS!!!
Uh, Canada? You could at least buy us dinner first.
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Maybe I’m getting carried away with the phalluses but it looks like Canada might also be enjoying a James Bay-shaped buttplug. Nice.
Hnnng… Blow your load in me daddy; give me that good-good healthcare batter. Nnnnnnhh~
I wish I had a Canada in my life
PeePolitical power is stored in the balls.Y’know, because Ottawa is roughly there and the populated bit is a penis.
American here, you forgot that Texas is a big poopy diaper. Otherwise no notes. 👍
“Super Doody”, perhaps?
Hey, as gently as this can be: maybe it’s time to change your shorts, Canada. They appear to be full of shit.
REAL countries wear diapers.
Poor California. Looks like a giant pants load.
American here: This shit is funny.
