More of that masaru emoto crap.
Even rice can read now?
The wisdom, in a single grain of rice, my friend.
Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.
Oh man we’d be so fucked if all plants were sentient. We’d still eat, but we’d be doomed to commit plant war crimes to live
They could be sentient without us knowing. But they live on a different time scale. Everything we do to them would happen very quickly in their perception. So don’t worry and bon appetit.
When the
yogurtrice took overAnd isn’t rice pudding just grain-based yogurt?
In these trying times, remember to not buy into Big Rice propaganda!
We’ve finally figured out how to develop an active sourdough starter in record time. You curse at it.
So that’s why the dough is so sour.
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The hate jar has visible condensation. The moisture probably is driving the mold growth.
No it’s the mean words
Yeah, you idiot! Hate you
This is a wilted reply
I woke up with mold growing in my hair because of this comment
Stupid people think they are profound thinkers.
Pro found a new thing.
If rice has feelings, consider the unimaginable horror you’re inflicting when you eat a bowl of it for lunch.
What would vegansneven eat
i would fucking hope it’s dead by then, just like how i don’t worry about the feelings of a cooked porkchop
the horrifying part is when the rice is harvested and processed, dear lord
Imagine the screams, just like grass.
“You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the rice.”
Now I feel bad for blue cheese, must have been abused all this time.
The more people hate blue cheese, the bluer it gets
Should…shouldn’t the one with mold be the I love you one? Since that’s what promoted the most growth and success of life?
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
Dude, kids believe in magic.
i genuinely question this idea, i certainly never believed in magic.
That’s awesome. I have a formative memory as like a 10 year old putting on a magic play for 5 year olds, and our teacher told us that little kids believe in magic and it turned out to be true because they believed what we were doing
I mean technically the federal reserve is a ponzi scheme they charge interest on money printed requiring more money to be paid back than they printed. Ergo there isn’t enough print money in existence to pay them back.
Regular economic thinking doesn’t work on the scale of nations. Just like a family having debt is not the same thing as a country having debt.
Pretty much everyone in the world has no full idea how an economy works and how to best stimulate it. It’s like a trillion moving parts and smart asses always go “yea this pin over here? That’s the one that’s the problem / solution”
Pretty much no-one knows. We have ideas what’s better / worse but anyone who tells you they’ve got it figured out, is lying.
Haha you reminded me of a video of some poor young teen having to film his mother making chemtrails disappear by spraying a bottle of vinegar at them.
He was so unenthused.
Edit: I can’t find it. My guess it was obv taken down .
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I have a similar story. I’m glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!
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They brought in a special teacher for my AP US history, straight from the Masonic lodge i figure.
Made the usual teacher, a liberal guy, take a sabatical year.
Thanks secret government assholes.
I wanted to dismantle the state for a socialist ideal in at least middle school. I didn’t like punk until freshmen year of high school though, so we all go through changes even if my politics have mostly stayed the same.
Edit: thinking back on it I remember having an anticapitalist moment in 5th grade, Miss Hill’s class so we’ll scale that back to elementary school.
Homeschooling sure is… Something!
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Once I saw some amazing effect after talking positively to water too. I came to the scientific conclusion the acid I took was really good.
Do you have a source for that experiment that isn’t trying to sell special water?
I just poked around the Japanese web. If you’re talking about “messages from water” or something like that, it’s complete bullshit. You can see here for example: https://www.gakushuin.ac.jp/~881791/fs/md/what.html If not, please cite your source.
Masaru Emoto’s “experiments” are not scientifically legit. They are at best artistic photography. But his so-called science in regard to water/ice crystals is rubbish and does not stand up to scrutiny, it is not reproducible. He makes a lot of money from common people at his events.
And this is how you fail in teaching your children science.
Reminds me of Ghostbusters 2
