All the gold in the ocean
Diamonds, or any sort of gemstone, as trying to sell those things would probably be as risky as stealing them in the first place.
I guess we doin riddles now
Plutonium.
They found me, I don’t know how but they found me
RUN FOR IT, MARTY!
Atomic Basketball Supermen don’t grow themselves, bub.
Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood
Nice try, thieves. I’m not giving you any ideas for things to steal. You should steal this idea instead.
A balloon on free balloon day?
It’s not stealing if you give it back afterwards
Incan matrimonial head masks
Is there a lot of money in… ah… Incan… Matrimonial head masks?
Boatloads. If you can sell them, which you can’t.
Some people lack vision.
Something valuable you say…hmmm, let me think about it for a sec
Don’t forget to rub it with lemons to make the invisible ink visible
Hold on a minute! I’m taking my minute back
My heart. 😍
You are worth it!
Blood.
A tiger.
Mike will definitely knock you out.
A gallon of printer ink
That’s not necessarily valuable, exactly. Yes, companies charge a lot for consumer ink jet printer ink, but prices go down dramatically when you’re talking about commercial printing. A two liter bottle of high-end dye sublimation ink runs about $200 (might be up since I last bought in 2021), and the dye sublimation ink for the HP printer I operate costs about $700/10L.
If your printer has replaceable print heads that aren’t part of the ink cartridge, and if you can retrofit a bulk ink system, then you quickly find out that ink is pretty inexpensive.
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F-35 fighter jet. You try to resell that shit.
I’d go bankrupt 0.00001 seconds into the maintenance cycle
The ECU is unable to communicate with the rear RWR antenna, please contact your local Lockheed Martin dealership for service
I’m sure China would put in a bid for one, your life wouldn’t be worth living after though you would need serious plastic surgery a new identity and even if you moved to China I’m pretty sure you would have a accident eventually.
A satnav