Okay, well if he keeps that I promise I’ll make sure the last few drops of piss avoid his grave after he dies. But only the last few drops.
There’s a really good Dick pun to be made as a follow-up joke here, I just can’t think of it
He’s Dick and he’s a joke. Does that count?
Ok and who ran the Whitehouse in the bush years? I’m just saying this man is going to vote for who he can control. Never forget he unloaded buckshot into another man’s face and that man and their family apologized to him for the mental trauma they caused him. I’m just saying
I’m just saying “dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm”
/s, i hope
Harris: Predictable, business friendly, heavily embedded in DC/LA machine politics, generally willing to horse trade with anyone at the right price
Trump: Loose cannon, dead beat, burned in both party establishments, constantly looking to screw you over for the slightest of personal advantages
Damn, can’t believe Harris is the preferable option.
Never forget he unloaded buckshot into another man’s face and that man and their family apologized to him for the mental trauma they caused him.
Possibly the funniest moment of the Cheney presidency. Shame he couldn’t have done that to more people in his inner circle. Filling Paul Wolfowitz’s face with bird shot would have made all subsequent CNN interviews better.
It’s often said that Democrats today are Republicans of the 90’s/00’s, and this is further proof of that on top of the reasons you mentioned.
See, I look at it as “the conservative is too evil for Dick Chaney”
See, I look at it as “the
conservativerepublican is too evil for Dick Chaney”Dick’s still full conservative
It’s like Kingpin promoting Daredevil
Trump deemed too evil for conservative Darth Vader to support him, or even to just stay quiet.
First off dumb take. Secondly, you’re only kind of right because Trump can’t be controlled but he can’t be bought.
I’m sure he’s got houses all over the country. Is he voting from Pennsylvania or Wyoming?
This is like Kisseneger voting for you. Only Kisseneger never personally shot anyone
Ew what the fuck
It’s one party bro.
I forget the speaker but there was a DNC so each painting this ghoul in a good light
Only a person who thinks on a single axis could possibly believe the two parties are the same in any meaningful way. Reality is more complex than that.
Yeah, not sure that’s an endorsement you want.
I heard a great multi-part series on NPR focusing on interviews right before his death. If I wasn’t lazy or thought you’d actually be interested, I’d find em and link em. Here we are though.
Behind the Bastards has a 6-part show all about Kissinger. Dave and Gareth from The Dollop are guests, it was pretty enlightening to someone who grew up never really learning anything about Kissinger except that he was a behind the scene policy guy for decades.
This is like Satan offering you a glass of water in hell and everyone patting him on the back for doing something good.
Well, I’ll take the water, mind you. But he’s still a shithead and a war criminal.
… something something even war criminals right twice a day
When’s the other time?
He shot a Republican donor lawyer.
It was the second time a sitting Vice President shot an attorney.
That dude he shot was a friend of his so probably had it coming for one reason or another.
Maybe I’m just that nagging pessimist everyone hates, but the more these complete-fucking-sociopaths publicly endorse Harris, the more I worry that the democratic platform will hold on to those voters and cling to the chauvinist policies they come with.
Sure, it’s fun to watch Trump get ejected from his party like a parasite from a rectum, but this feels like one of those ‘live long enough to see yourself become the villan’ moments that I hope I’m wrong about.
I wonder who Dan Quayle is voting for
What if he used his shotgun for good instead of evil
😌
👉👈
Gary Whittington, the man he shot, was a Republican and major financial backer of both of George W. Bush’s election campaigns.
So
jfc
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This isn’t an endorsement of Harris. It’s an anti-endorsement of Trump.
“Anything to stop Batman!!! She’s running against Batman, right? trump? Well fuck him too.”
But seriously, war criminal.
I will never understand parents looking into a face of a newborn baby thinking:
That’s a Dick!
If it peels off never-Trump Haley voting Republicans from not voting to voting Harris when they see all these old-guard Republicans endorsing Harris… Then I guess the enemy of my enemy is my friend after all.
Not helping.
