• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    My noodle 🍜 has little ads built into the noodle blades. I have to eat in my room. I’ve been watching porn so most of my noodles are pornographic. Anyway, don’t look at my noodles! I get them for free with the ads.

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        3 months ago

        You know, if I have no issues with this or that ad campaign, why would I have an issue with ads on noodles? Why stop there?

        Ads on chips! …new Doritos with e-paper ads on every chip!

        Pornflakes! Every pornflakes comes with you!

        Beans and rice? Yes and corn! All products can be stamped with ads! Imagine how many Viagra ads you can stick to a bowl of rice 🍚!

        I could even rent my dick head to pornhub for relevant ads for my wife!..the new IKEA dinner set! Wait hold on!, how many spoons? Gr gl grgrgrgr…hold on wait I think comes with a gr gl grgrgrgr… Ok I don’t like this channel! Sorry, the Internet, it is for porn.