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minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up128·15 hours agoWhite men are EATING my CAR KEYS
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·14 hours ago[email protected], your response?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoVance would. If it has a bench seat. Or maybe some like, plush conversion van benches.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up54·edit-215 hours agoNo wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·11 hours agoIt’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·14 hours agoOh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
minus-squarehemmes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·14 hours agoNo but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
White men are EATING my CAR KEYS
[email protected], your response?
Vance would. If it has a bench seat. Or maybe some like, plush conversion van benches.
No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier