JD is nothing to clap about
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I mean, how else are you going to get the media to pay attention?
Don’t you mean “sofallis”?
Couch-rot
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I heard he has both, pass it on
I thought it was Chlamydia?
It is not. The reason is gross. Lol
I know but there’s no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
The Pox, The Great Imitator, or Bad Blood not cool names anymore?
The French disease, the Italian disease, the Spanish disease… Wherever your country thinks people are a bit too loose and foreign you can blame syphilis on them.
The Canadian disease it is, then.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
No thanks, you probably have The Canadian Disease!
The pox can mean a few things now though.
Yeah but syphilis is the great pox(la gross verole) so it’s really got this covered.
Bad blood has some seriously fucked up connotations that I wouldn’t use it personally.
Neil Sedaka would concur
Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.
how many are you using? that might be your problem there
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
Very nice sentence there!
It’s a bit of a run on. Lol. And I think global and personal should be flipped. But I’ll let it stand.
I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
He looks so prissy with his eyeliner, what a silly little man
Why do they do that?
Why makeup? The Nixon-Kennedy debates in 1960. Why is it so bad? Because anyone who professionally applies makeup knows this dude isn’t on their side.
I didn’t know you could get that from a couch?
I heard he gave it to the couch.
Ah that makes sense
Apparently he’s not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
The goats, there were so many goats. And gallons of anal lube.
I don’t get it. I think you’re supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
Ewww, weird scumbag.
Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
Damn he really is wearing eyeshadow. Vance should just come out of the closet and introduce us to his boyfriend already.
“Dead girl or live boy”
I applaud his decision to cure his syphilis with homeopathy
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
The fish or the couch?
Yes.