Aubrey Plaza. She’s way hotter than me (that’s kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.
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What’s the story, Wishbone?
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape
Ronald Reagan, the actor
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
I don’t know but yes
John Malkovich, I don’t know why. I just like him. And I think he would be kind in my portrayal.
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
Ditto. I think he could bring out the exasperation and pessimism that so much of my life warrants. And the transition to the good parts would be even funnier. “Oh, sorry honey, you’re why I keep going. I should have said that to him.”
With your user name I was expecting another answer (and a pretty cool zombie movie)
Danny Devito.
…I’m a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
… I’m a dude.
Was hoping to see Margot Robbie in here requesting Margot Robbie play her
Or one of the Margot Robbie looking actresses
Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.
So sorta like the imaginarium of Dr. parnissius? ( its called something along those lines lol)
Everywhere, all at once.
Depp , he’s about the only one that could pull it off.
No question at all, definitely Tim Robbins, although he is older than me, we are fan casting.
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
Rowan Atkinson.
Walton Goggins, but he plays me at every age like John C. Reilly in Walk Hard.
I look like what you would get if Johnny Depp did a fusion merge with Adam Beach.
So either one of them would be fine
