In my implacable search to bring you content, I had to read this meme, which means you do too.
Word?
I think I feel a fever comin’ on. 🤒
“Honey, grab the lube, I need you to take my temperature!”
are you sure you want to be bred by “bred pudding”
That certainly is one of the sentences of all time.
I wish it wasn’t
I’m puting a hot poker in each of my eyes. Jesus.
It’s either a 14 year old dipshit trying to be funny, or an ai hallucinated 14 year old trying to be serious.
I’m very a gay and i can vouch that this person seems like a real gay
is that this guy?
They don’t boil hotdogs at 7-11. They use one of those roller grills.
Not in my country
Fair enough.
In 2021, no less 🫢
Man was living life dangerously
I’ma be real, when you are sick, do you get more horny? I’ma be real, my mind wanders like crazy!
Yeah same, some of the most horny I have ever been was when I was sick
When I’m sick I don’t really have the initiative to be horny, I think. If someone else initiated it though…
I don’t 🤷♀️
I am rarely sick but when I do a hot comedian appears, I feel a sense of humor so high I can’t control, I don’t really get horny mostly because I’m single but the jokes that cross my mind when I’m feverish are crazy
i feel like this is such a reasonable mutation for a disease to pick up. like someone was playing pandemic 2
😂 You’re not wrong there! That was a fun game.
Wait until they learn what can happen when its cold enough outside. There’s a legitimate reason that climbing naked into a sleeping bag together is recommended for hypothermia, but until you’ve got that core temperature back up …
