• JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    That’s long enough to declare himself dictator for life and democrats illegal.

    Everybody voting for him is consciously a traitor, which is the part that really sucks because even if captain cheese whiz loses, 25% of americans are still the same backstabbing pieces of shit.

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        Because republicans are traitors to this country. They wish to overthrow democracy and install a Christian dictatorship that enforces their will on everyone.

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    He only wants to be a dictator for a day because he’s incapable of thinking more than one day at a time.

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    Fortunately, we’re well prepared to deal with dictators.

    Do it, you demented rapist clown. Put on the military uniform and suspend the Constitution. Do it. Hell, do it now, you know your idiot followers don’t need no steenking election.

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    Conservatism is a plague of oppression. It always has been. This plague is long overdue for a cure.

    Voting is a good start, but real action will be needed to rid ourselves of this infestation.

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    What if… this guy is just trying really hard to throw the election now but [🎶 suspenseful music 🎶] it doesn’t work?

    Sigh.

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    After he loses, in the yugest way possible, let’s give him a participation ‘trophy’ in the form of a lengthy ‘shady vacation’ in a nice secure place from from responsibilities.

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      That is some serious optimism.

      When polls show the Democrats way ahead we still lose. Polls are practically tied and we’re even losing ground in important places because of our literal obsession with giving Bloodthirsty Bibi whatever the fuck he wants unconditionally…

      That’s not even to mention the ratfucking planned to occur in some swing states to make the vote counting stop until SCOTUS pulls another Bush v Gore… The smaller red counties are done earlier since they are smaller they get done first, Trump shows a lead, then they “find irregularities” with the larger majority Democrat districts and drag that out by hand counting until the SCOTUS says “pencils down, the election is over you need to stop now!”

      I’m generally a pessimistic person but I feel like this is almost a guaranteed Trump win… Still vote of course, just be ready to either storm the supreme court or get used to the idea that we’re going to learn what it’s like to be in a dictatorship.

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    You only need one day to be a dictator. After that, you are automatically a dictator.

    This is probably what he is projecting, when he is talking about ‘the last election we ever have’.

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      Let’s say he was dictator for one day only, just as a fun thought experiment.

      That is also awful

      Imagine someone walking into your house and saying, “I’m only going to ignore the law for 15 minutes while I’m here tonight.” Sorry, what the absolute fuck. Even if they kept their word that’s a monstrous thing to say, what the fuck are you going to do for those 15 minutes?!

      That’s when you kick that fucker out of your house. So America, let’s kick that fucker out of this house.

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      he literally tried it once already, we don’t really need to speculate if he’d go for it

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    1776-2016 the US fought against that crap and then we just decided it was all ok because of meme culture or some nonsense.

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      I mean, we at least said we were against it. Slavery, the trail of tears, the Chinese exclusion act, and internment camps, as well as meddling in other countries’ elections, drone strikes, and border camps aren’t exactly pro-democracy, let alone gerrymandering and voter suppression that have been prevalent in poor and minority communities since they were first allowed to vote. I wish we’d been democratic from the start, but I think MAGAers are just continuing an American pastime.

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    I want to be a dictator for one day.

    I want to be a dictator tomorrow too.

    I also want to be a dictator the day after tomorrow.

    I supposed these statements may be true every day.

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    Trump wants to have a Purge so badly.

    But he doesn’t want to participate, and I think he wouldn’t even really watch it from a bunker. Would probably find the violence grotesque and boring.

    However, imagine the TV ratings of such an event that he made happen! That’s what really gets this guy hard.

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      Not a Purge, a Kristallnacht. But with a wider range of victims than the original. The difference is, in a Kristallnacht, the police aren’t just standing down, or even rampaging as individuals, they’re specifically instructed to attack the chosen victim groups.

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      Yeah “I only want to be a dictator until everyone who ever called me or will call me a dictator is killed and then I’m just president and commander in chief and supreme justice and speaker of the house and chairman, and general secretary and…”

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    I say we give him a chance. It’ll be like all those people that take one hit of meth and set the pipe down and say ‘ya, this isn’t really hitting the spot for me’.

    /s if I didn’t slather it on hard enough