Sprinkles make everything better
Balloon artist at end of life services
Putting the ‘fun’ in funeral
Sprinkles? That looks like my sink after I shave
my sink after I shave
That’s what I said: sprinkles.
Recruiters will still be excited about his qualifications and reach out!
Can this artstyle just die already?
Be the change you want to see 🔪
Ah shit I applied for that role
it was the only one I was qualified for
I’m halfway there, baby!
Literally middle aged
I meant the ‘none’ part, but that too. So… two thirds of the way there? Three quarters? Not sure how to do the math on that.
I hope he gave his former employer the appropriate amount of notice
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Some people have all the luck
To be honest i wont be suprised if they add like a automatic deceased notice like this.
Only reason they can imagine you haven’t logged in in a month.
Hooray the grind is over! Shareholders can suck it, later losers.
“Chief Fertilization Officer” at [cemetery].
I feel like the “Assistant daisy pusher” would report into them.
Maggot Assistant at EarthCorp
You’d find this on a necrophiliac’s resume too
Aaaannnd that’s enough Lemmy for today.
I interviewed for a job recently and asked why the position was vacant. They said the previous person died. I didn’t have the courage to ask if the death was work-related though.
On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.
