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Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.
I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn’t cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn’t get in trouble at all.
Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.
I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.
Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set
As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.
Where’s your bike seat?
Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.
This should be the winner
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Or maybe the cyclist is on the wrong side of the road.
It can be whatever you want it to be!
Yeah, but what is it really?
england
We’re going to the bar after work. Are you joining?
You got the seatpost up your butt!
PENETRATION!
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“Our entire existence is imited to these panels and we are on our last. The moment we stop talking we will be cast back into the endless void, never to return”
“What?”
The end
The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.
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That’s not how this song goes at all! I wrote it. And it’s the truth.
Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assistDriver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)
Later at the pub
Driver: I can’t believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn’t really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.
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