Quite a few;
literally
- if one repeats this in 5 seconds in a conversation.
like
- not against saying like, but when is used in “describing” you will be judged.
obvi
- ugh, I just hate this.
legit
- When I hear legit, all I see is insecurities. DO YOUR RESEARCH, TRUST YOUR GUTS.
And yes, I’m millennial.
Ohh I see you’re missing out on the fun side of “legit” Because this is what I am thinking when somebody says “legit”
Also isn’t it some kind of skateboard term from the 90’s? “Broooo that 720 was legiiit 🤙”
“Like” is a critical one for me. As a non native speaker it’s just so tempting to use. Like in the above example. I would have 100% introduced that direct speech with Like
You feel me?
not against saying like, but when is used in “describing” you will be judged.
Wait, so you just hate similes?
I have a long list of people I would execute if I could get away with it. The transgressions that get you on the list are numerous and varied.
If you cannot chew with your mouth closed and you are older than 6 years, you should not be allowed to vote, operate heavy machinery or have children.
Or guns.
There are people who have a genuine problem breathing fully through their nose though.
Take smaller bites.
I admire your commitment to this. I’m onboard. Fuck em, take smaller bites.
I agree, but the one person I knew who did this was a rich asshole. He had zero fucks to give.
There’s a word for not being able to handle this: misophonia
It seems that for some people (myself included) it generates a primal urge.
Or use cutlery properly.
Drag is never going to stop putting food that’s way too hot in drag’s mouth. Simpler solution is to just make it a faux pas to eat food in front of others. Like the aliens in Enterprise.
Cool it off in your mouth before you chew then.
But it’s yummy tho :(
If I told you, it wouldn’t be secret.
Why yes I am a clever little scamp!
Disheveled hair. If you have long(ish) hair and you’re going out in public, at least drag a comb through it so you don’t look like a bed-head.
People typing whatever is the latest fad, such as “rn’, " tbh”, etc.
fr?
For Real I believe
Nah, that’s just France.
smh r u fr rn?
Ya bb
Shh bb… is okay.
When speaking with close friends it does save an awful lot of time.
Ong
“Latest fad”
“Shorthand created during the time cell phones were becoming ubiquitous about 20yr ago”
Are you like, a greenland shark that has been alive since 1865 so your concept of time is on an entirely different scale than the rest of us making 20yr ago “the latest fad” as if it were 2 months for us?
Smh @ ur fud
Bad take. Been saying rn and tbh for years. Communicating isn’t a fad imo (see what I did there). By that logic, lol, lmao, etc are just fads too.
idgaf
No-one has ever been able to tell me what they do with all that time that they saved with the abbreviations.
Exactly.
type more abbreviations, ofc
People who say nukular instead of nuclear ☢️
It’s a joke from the Simpsons
It doesn’t even make sense.
Look, I’m sorry, but eating fast food. Have some self respect.
I don’t mind when people eat fast food, but I do get annoyed when people brag about eating fast food.
Especially now that prices have inflated so it’s no longer corporate factory machine cheap.
There are so many random food places even in the most rundown parts of a city that have both much better quality and bang for buck.
I’d even argue you’re not getting an authentic philly cheese if you get it from a place that’s not in the ghetto or has been advertised online in any capacity. And the funny thing is the real one is usually cheaper too.
I’m sorry, but a Baja Blast guy and sometimes I don’t know what to Mountain Dew.
When I was at my lowest I spent close to $3000 on McDonald’s in 2 months. Just went through all my savings eating fast food multiple times a day. Now it’s hard for me to even eat it
I have a stark reminder of the worst period in my life where I did the same. The “account performance” chart in an investment of mine showed steady growth and monthly inputs, then there’s a cliff, and over a period of a few months, it’s completely emptied. Thousands, easily. And the vast majority was fast food and liquor
I judge anyone who misses the letter G out when they say the word “recognise”.
You betta rekkanize
I am never more vigilant while typing then when I have to type two Ks
I can’t easily pronounce the K in “asked”. Yes, I say “assed”.
Axxed
Hardly anyone in the UK can say “sixth”. They pronounce it “sick”. Some people can’t even say “six”, that becomes “sick” as well. I judge them for it - lazy!
Secretly, I’ll pass judgement on someone until I realize I know nothing about them and would be unhappy if someone judged me without knowing anything about me. Then I judge myself for being judgmental.
Being smarmy. I can’t stand people who are ready to manipulate anything out of people as they do it with their smarmy smirks.
Putting the dollar sign after the number. Yes, that is how it is read, but not how it is written. “Five dollars” is $5, not 5$.
judging other people
Being religious
Whether people read as a hobby or not. As it implies a type of interest into the world around them.
And as a lesser second, what they read.
