SagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agolemmy.ca user Is this true?lemm.eeimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1823arrow-down18file-text
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minus-squareowenfromcanada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up104arrow-down1·3 days ago“What’s your gender?” “Canadian.” “No, who do you like?” “Donuts.” “No no, what’s in your pants?” “Polite manners.”
minus-squareSparky@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 days ago“what’s in your pants?” “a party you’re not invited to”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·edit-23 days ago“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.” “Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoFun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoAs a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
A Simp, Got It.
I’m sorry
Doughnuts**
“what’s in your pants?”
“a party you’re not invited to”
“a hockey knife”
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
Surprise, I’m both!