Now this is shitposting
Technically he only posted ice-cream
In you go tweety bird
You can’t stop me from shoving them all up there.
Choco taco… in the name of racism, please americans explain me how have you come to this?!
Firecracker is the nearest thing to a red rocket, so
snow cone, but backwards
Wait is this like a retrospective or more aspirational?
What’s the rectal equivalent of brain freeze? Prostate & chill?
I only like room temperature objects in my ass. I will have to pass.
I don’t think I do have to do that… no.
You must
The firecracker looks like it could get a good leverage and the chilling sensation would be new.
Same goes for the pushpop and i could get a good rhythm going like a jackhammer.
Longevity is probably going to be the biggest hurdle here though
What you’re not even gonna give me the sponge Bob as a choice??
I’ve been talking about Choco Tacos all week. What the fuck do I have to do to get one? This implies they are still around for me to be able to shove one up my ass. Is that what I have to do? I’ll fucking do it at this point
Now I’m gonna need someone to rap a homemade recipe to me
I make damn good ice cream, too… it shouldn’t be too hard to replicate but it’s been so long since I’ve had one I forget the exact construction.
Soggy waffle cone shell is a must. Vanilla, covered in a chocolate shell. Nuts maybe? I suppose I could look it up
but like, do I line the waffle cone with chocolate like they do with a drumstick? like, between the cone and the ice cream. I can overcomplicate this
You should overcomplicate this. That solid chunk of chocolate at the bottom is the best part. If I’m being honest, I think a choco taco is just a drumstick in taco form
Truly a (reverse?) shitpost.
Your mom’s fist isn’t on the list… So, none of the above.
I might get flagged for spamming this same response everywhere, but snow cone backwards all day, Alex.
