That’s I’ve been working 2 jobs for twenty years and am still married to this asshole who I am grey rocking so I can get through my 12 hour workdays.

You are in accounting? Wtf? You can’t even count.

Same as you. I also fully expected to be overweight. Sort of still do expect that at some point.

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dude, youre still alive? congrats

65" 8K television.

I touched boobies.

I’m impressed with the amount of people who can actually remember what they were like as a 10 year old. I’ve got some pictures n’ shit of myself from back then, but honestly that might as well be a completely different person, and I can’t tell you jack about what’s going through their head.

Tossup between “You didn’t join the military?” and “Why the hell do you want to sleep so much! You’re an adult! You could be up at midnight!”

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

That I’m an atheist, probably. Living on the opposite side of the world is a close second.

I sat here for 10 minutes trying to think of an answer. I genuinely have nothing. I was pretty depressed as a 10 year old so honestly? Probably that I’m still alive. My life being a mess and hating near everything in it? I always thought that was going to happen.

“You look just like dad. And that’s very disappointing.”

I finally bought that Gameboy advance

I mean thats like what. fourth or fifth grade. I can’t even relate to who that was. flashes of memory at best. got a little more coherent ones from junior high but even high school and college are a blur.