I’m so glad I’m not a tiny bug.
At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.
it’s me hello i want to pretend to be a stick
Down. Bad.
wraps around stick
No fetish, but I wanna pat it.
Do you think it likes chin scratches? Does it have a chin? Can I stack them for convenience?
A 2 second Google search of “so spiders have chins?” has revealed that sadly they do not
Unfortunately, we’re the only ones with true chins, but I still scratch my cat’s undermouth area and call it a chin.
Unacceptable.
Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.
This spider has found one trick that makes humans very angry
Clickbait spider! Enragement tracking functions, activate!
By my read, this spider is a bro.
Australia
Should’ve guessed
BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.
Are we gonna talk about the “tree limbs”?
What about it? Except the surprise sentient bark of course.
Satan has worked his magic during creation when god had his back turned, and now we suffer from it
I really hope these things live in a different hemisphere than I do
Don’t worry, it lives in Australia (because of course it would)
Oh is that why some trees hurt so much?
Or just another reason why a tree might hurt so much?
Are they even trees or just more spiders?
More pixels
And here’s more pixels of the joke, if that’s your thing
This shit needs to stay in movies
This shit is the consequence of sin yo.
Amazing powers of camouflage and body manipulation are the consequences of sin? I best get sinning like a mother fucker then!
Cute little guy
Nature’s Rizla.
