jesus fuck, this is real, isn’t it.
I was wondering if it was Ai.
Literally the most 'MURICA! photo ever. 🤣
Except for the illegal from Africa
(No one is illegal. Your family crossed hundreds of borders without papers. Borders aren’t helping me. Especially if Musks are in the United States and 2Pac’s mom is not.)
Even that is incredibly “murica” - he’s white and a rich guy from a rich family hence he’s not getting the same treatment for overstaying his visa a non-rich no-white African.
Racism and profound wealth discrimination are as American as it gets.
If there was ever a nicer place to hit with a hellfire missile…
Saving this picture, in case I ever eat something poisonous i can use it to throw up immediately.
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
“fuck you! I’m eating!”
Caravan of Fools comes to mind…
The dark and distant drumming
The pounding of the hooves
The silence of everything that moves
Late at night you’ll see them
Decked out in shiny jewels
The coming of the caravan of fools
Like the wings of a dove
The waiter’s white glove
Seems to shimmer by the light of the pool
Some dull, blinding winter
When you can’t help but lose
You’re running with the caravan of fools
Love and devotion, deep as any ocean
Don’t play by anybody’s rules
With your carousel of horses
And your unforeseen forces
You’re running with the caravan of fools
Caravan of fools, caravan of fools
You’re running with the caravan of foolsJohn Prine
Are they celebrating bring your kid to work day?
Elon disowned his daughter so it’s probably not bring your daughter to work day
Ewww.
Everybody except Junior has two entrees? I don’t go to McDonald’s much but I’ve never in my life seen anyone order two entrees.
I can say it definitely happens. I know a couple people, they aren’t even obese either.
Great opportunity
The man whose brain worm died of starvation.
what ever happened to jd vance? rarely see that guy these days
probably in the other room fucking the couch.
What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
this should catch you up.
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JD Vance is busy preparing for the implementation of Project 2025 while this clown car is busy pWnInG tHe LiBz.
Yep, awaiting orders from his owner, Peter Thiel.
In this case, it’s literally illegal for him to be on the same airplane for very good reasons.
We need to go deeper
Enhance
Air Force One is going to smell like fries forever now.
Fries, ketchup, makeup, and butt.
Don, Jr.: My dad put these fries in the box himself! hurr durr
