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Indeed.
always believe in your soul
They are yet to defrost more members of United RussiaI’ve seen this one!
Is that a man in there… or something?
Childs, get the flamethrower!
Oh, these are the new billionaire inbreds?
Just kidding, fuck yeah, I’ll always upvote “the thing”.
Trump‘s latest Cabinet picks
you beat me to it with about 3h. these are mandatory flashbacks for anyone who has watched the movie and saw this meme
Who is that fine looking gentleman with the godawful haircut?
Don’t worry, he’s died like 5 times
Then ascended
after all the shit he’s been through
Canadian actor Michael Shanks.
Character is Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG-1
Very underrated show.
Indeed.
A lot of times memes are what they are because they’re harder to fact check (can’t copy and paste text from them). People use them to spread misinformation for fun. -This is actually a confirmed meme though.
Says you?
Thanks!
We need to make it mandatory that all memes link to a reverse image search on Snopes so we can fact check them
Sounds like a good bot.
Not a fan of snopes. Copyfish and reverse image search on right click works good for desktop users.
Fact checking memes what has the world come to
This is actually a confirmed meme though.
Except for a couple of details from the link you posted: there were only two worms, and they are likely of the same age (don’t think this can be determined more specifically than ‘around 40 thousand years’), and the picture is absolutely wrong.
I love that “Uh, guys?” is a real in-character reaction and moment in many episodes of SG1. This story easily could have been a plot in the show.
While Star Trek had these wonderful “this is why we explore the galaxy” moments, SG1 wasn’t afraid to place characters face-to-face with something or someone that would just erase existence or end humanity if the next moment wasn’t handled the right way.
Their opponent:
Normally I recommend we start small, just a little fire.
Fuck it in this case. Exterminatus.
Tek ma te
The very hungry helminths.
Must be famished after all that time
Did the scientists at least think the worms were getting better on the drums?
Perchance they are together with a Jewish bass player.
Are we just looking for imaginative ways to destroy ourselves at this point? We have enough options already! But we have to keep looking for more creative previously unknown ways to kill ourselves.
Maybe it’s related to thawing of permafrost and they want to research what to do if all the frozen bugs come back to life
We’ve got to leave something interesting for the alien xeno-archaeologists of the future to uncover.
Xeno-archaeologist 1,000 years from now: … yeah … it’s another one … fourth one in this sector … just blew themselves up and destroyed everything for some dumb reason … probably economics like in that last system 35 light years away … too bad … if we had arrived earlier, we could have helped them out … oh well
Further research shows that they blew everything up trying to deal with the ancient, insatiable, worms they released on themselves out of curiosity. Upon reflection, it is probably better that we didn’t arrive earlier.
Alien #1: … HEY KORG! … look at this! … (picks up human skull and starts comically operating the jawbone) … HEY LOOK AT ME! Imma intelligent species and my economy is more important because I have to pay for these worms … so imma gonna blow up the world for some reason
KORG: … Stop messing around Kang … this place gives me the creeps, let’s get out of here.
Exactly, do you want them to know we polluted ourselves to death? That’s just shameful
Now, if we accidentally unleashed an ancient parasite? That’s just unfortunate
Gonna need to break out the board from Cabin in the Woods
Oh they are going to love microplastics
Several<>two
Several were defrosted, two woke up
= The others didn’t.
RIP worms
The dictionary definition says more than two, but it also says it mean some; which has a definition of an unspecified amount.
One funny thing about the dictionary is that complex words are explained in simple language and simple words are explained in complex language.
Unspecified amount which is greater than two.
