cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
As a Brazilian, I agree, but allow me to make a slight addition:
Edit: I should have circled near Arizona, I guessed Las Vegas as being up north and I guessed wrong.
Eh you got close to Reno, close enough.
Known for its motto, “The Biggest Little City in the World. Please don’t just stop for gas on your way to/from Vegas.”
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.
Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.
Indiana’s main advantage is it’s quick to drive through. It doesn’t take long to get from Illinois to Ohio.
Though I can’t see a reason to drive through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or anywhere on the east coast as a trucker actually.
Damned close! Cut off the Florida panhandle and include it with AL and GA and you’re golden down South!
I’ll have you know I’ve never had nonconsensual love with a lake. They’ve always asked for it first.
I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.
Pretty accurate. Most of California has pretty mild weather though.
And Louisiana instead of Florida as worst state? Those are fighting words.
The only seasons in California are sun and fire.
Yes, but it doesn’t have Florida man. Although I’d suspect Mississippi has higher chance than California.
California is everything. No joke. It was over 110+ this summer but a drive gives you snow. Crazy.
Water boils at 100 degrees, so very hot indeed.
Mississippi and Alabama would fight you if they knew how to read.
Mississippi is the worst. No contest. Name one good thing in Mississippi.
The women are the finest I’ve ever met. Feminine as you please, can strap on a pistol or shot gun with ease. Never dated a dumb MS woman.
CAVEAT: All my experience is with women who left MS. May not be applicable in state.
It was fun to spell aloud when I was 7.
Mississippi men. Louisiana women love them, apparently.
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You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.
I would adjust some lines, but the broad strokes are there,
The too hot part in California confuses me? Is it because we are on fire?
In SoCal you have coastal and you have support groups for getting beat by the sun. It’s the same climate all the way from the hills around LA/SD to the mountains in New Mexico.
No kidding? Never knew that.
Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.
Good climate
Lol
Very hot cities. Isn’t San Diego supposed to be one of the best ranked in weather in the world? It’s like less hot Orlando
San Diego is probably the best good sized city in California, with pretty much perfect weather year round. It only rains a total of about 3 weeks. Unless you are really far inland and then it gets super hot.
The rest of the cities in California can definitely get hot (and San Diego can, too) but usually in the summer and not usually for very long.
More accurate than the average american.
please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship
Lol fantastic, i love it
I agree they need new borders. Way too damn square.
Mato Grosso and the Federal District are both squarey, too (especially the Federal District).
Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.
Wait, New Orleans is what you referred to as the bad part of Louisiana? Never been but that’s the only part of Louisiana I’ve ever thought of going to
No, I’m saying that the map labels Louisiana the crappiest state, but it isn’t because it has New Orleans. Otherwise, the OP’s map isn’t bad.
Here’s my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it’s a country?)
Montana? Montana’s just, like, Montana, man.
Hand over Hannah, Montana!
