Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0This guy securities
Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
Weed pen, Some cute socks, 10 bucks, Scrunchie.
Flow chart plans!
A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.
im going to assume in my prime and that would be mountain dew.
Loose change
Trick question, I will never be defeated.
A Linux boot USB
What distro?
Gentoo
The devs didn’t think that far ahead. It’s just Linux.
“What do you mean “distro”? Just go to linux.com and install it!”
Anxiety
Wh…why won’t it stop? It just keeps coming. Where is it coming from?
Probably a locked cell phone, a keyring with some unidentifiable keys on it and a wallet with cards but no cash in it.
A cane, bent glasses, and a SSD filled with movies.
I fully intend to go out like a minecraft zombie, so whenever I leave home I carry a nearly broken shovel, an iron ingot, or a carrot.
If I’m defeated at night: Three bottles of bourbon, a guitar, two tacos, and a beaten up cowboy hat.
If I’m defeated during the day: Bad code, a cup of coffee, and a gallon jug of water.
“Kinky 'Fro”
That’s something I’d equip immediately. I’m a sucker for dying cosmetics, I hope you don’t mind if it gets turned teal green 😊
A ukulele, box of wine, old junky necklace, and two quarters and credit card with a Very Difficult hacking rating.
