Poverty charqutery.
Charcuterie ?
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Lol yeah, I even googled it, and just assumed it corrected correctly
as if i wouldn’t continue eating this no matter how rich i was, only difference is that they’d be more ethically sourced and where possible vegan.
Probably same, but, for now I have an excuse lol
Spaghetti-Os are disgusting.
Depends highly on the variant. Plain noodle ones are great, but the meat ones are nasty
No, one’s just nastier than the other.
I… I love them. I don’t know what it is but the more processed the food the more I want it. And these things taste like they’ve been assembled from compounds never actually found in nature.
Did you grow up eating them? My wife did, and she loves this trash, too.
Yep. That whole plate looks like my childhood.
I am disgusted by this and similar canned pastrocities. But I didn’t eat it when I was a kid. What I did eat was Vienna sausages. Some people call them viennie weenies where I’m from. They are objectively garbage, but I like them still.
I have a fondness for cheap canned meats, including fish. I’m sure this is a result of spending a good part of my childhood in poverty, but damn does that shit hit.
Hell yeah I’ll wreck some sardines. I also like fried spam with rice. I like most canned meats really. I LOVE corned beef hash from a can. I fried some up with eggs for dinner just a couple days ago.
Agreed, the tiny questionably meat meatballs are my favorite.
Yesss
It was very disappointing recently to open a can of them only to find out it was noodles, sauce, and literally nothing else.
I grew up in a house where bolognaise was a near-sacred endeavour that took all day for a batch lot that gave us freezables and lasagnas for months. Stepmum tried to feed me spaghetti in a can once. It…did not go well
I had them again for the first time in probably 15 years and man that shit is nasty. Overly sweetened mildly acidic sludge in a can. The “meat” might be the worst part.
I tried them last year and I have to say they brought back childhood. So many memories!
But when I tried again, they didn’t have the original style without meat. That stuff was vile even when I was a kid. You know it’s bad when chopping up cheap hot dogs to put in it are far above the “hot dogs” style
The scale of this picture is very consufing.
- The dino nuggies are huge
- the bowl with rings in em seems very smol
- idk how large the face ones are
What is up with this one?
Everything seems normal to me, the mini-pizza might be throwing you off
If this is a mini pizza, then that bowl must be super smol
I have a bunch of bowls that size and they’re quite small. It’s the pizza, it’s really small and has tiny pepperoni that make it look like a bigger pizza.
looks like a custard bowl to me, which are indeed super smol
That’s a family sized pizza. Everything else is enormous
Are you by any chance not from the UK?
Yes I don’t know any of these.
Are those waffles?
Not enough dark chocolate for me.
fresh from the fridge, so you can shave it with your teeth and enjoy the shavings melting and for a moment feeling like chocolate pudding
Ware your dark chocolate sources, my dear. Apparently Lindt has a ton of metals in it, which is tragic because they’re my favorite chocolate.
Baker’s chocolate, any brand.
so… beige…
Can confirm, my autistic brain wants this Platter badly
Why is it that autistic people prefer bland processed food sometimes? I’m pretty sure my brother, who is not diagnosed, is autistic and he went like eight years only eating microwaved pizzas and microwaved pizza-adjacent products.
for me autism contains a form of neophobia, the aversion to new things. this food is the edible pendant to a comfy couch, that formed its cushions around you, because you sit in it all day the same.
Autism affects how senses are processed, and taste is a sense - some autistic people don’t want things that are strong or that vary a lot, preferring consistency instead.
With that being said, it’s not a universal thing, different people are affected differently.
Council charcuterie - best cuisine in the world
British charcuterie
That all looks pretty fucking delish, ngl…
These are probably the least safe foods for me. I can feel the oil just looking at the picture. Sometimes it’s hard for me to have a hot plate of food in front of me because of the fumes. Knowing that the smell and the oil are clinging to me.
Is the grid shaped thing at the bottom made of potato or wheat?
Is it a dip in butter and syrup or dip in ketchup kind of snack.
Is that not a waffle? I wanna know wtf the things above it are supposed to be.
It’s a potato waffle.
The things above are:
Spaghetti hoops (kind of like hoops of pasta in a tomato sauce type thing…hard to explain)
Or are you referring to the alphabet bites? They’re potato.
Above the alphabet bites you have “chicken” nuggets.
Yeah the alphabet bites… I was wondering if those were just malformed mozzarella sticks for the “chicken” though
Above the chicken nuggets you’ve got fish fingers.
Potato.
Ketchup.
Legit hissed at that faux pasta in the middle. That is not sauce.
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why this the kind of food that makes me upset
