Was he legally required to appear as a stereotype?
Yes
As is his duty.
dude is gonna be drowning in it.
save some for the rest of us, eh bro?
Not enough neckbeard.
Michael Jarman, pictured between two people…
That’s a funny photo caption.
“Michael Jarman, ceremonially situated between two distinguished event representatives,”
…
“Michael Jarman, strategically positioned in a central location with one individual stationed to his immediate left and another to his immediate right,”
I can’t even make fun. Not because he’s a fellow Canadian. Because they hand out that sick belt.
But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!
I find it stunning that some people are so intelligent. Excel isn’t merely a matter of memorizing rules and lots of practice/experience. You truly have to be sharp as hell to get on this kinda level.
Hide yo wife
The article embedded what appears to be the entire tournament… Nearly 7 1/2 hours lol.
No doubt about it, though, that intro track is absolutely lit
deleted by creator
Jarman and 11 other finalists were tasked with playing a simulated game of World of Warcraft via spreadsheet
How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? …Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.
The sheet was not the only thing being spread
We can leave our company database in his hand.
Our company database is an excel sheet.
They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Got em all printed out on my bedsheets. -Weird Al
