I would pull off the road for half an hour just to avoid driving near this car.
I’d race it
How do you unironically witness something
Because the person with these stickers is assumed to know how to drive well, and that these stickers are ironic and a self-degrading joke. Unfortunely for the OP, they found out first hand that it wasn’t a joke and that their cat will never recover from this. The driver did warn them, unironicly.
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I hope their cat is okay.
Lol that makes sense now.
WITNESS ME!!!
/s
I guess its like ironically witnessing something but without the irony…
I may need the curb one…
This has some strong furry energy for some reason. Like, those are the kinda bumper stickers I’d expect furries to have, especially the “I eat sand” one.
At the very least, this individual is a creature.
There’s definitely a Bad Dragon sticker somewhere on that truck.
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You’re reminding me about how after years of flawless driving, I moved to a city and ditched my car for those car2go smart cars for a year, only to back into a van the first time attempting to park a zip car full sized sedan because my brain forgot that normal cars are bigger. Zip car immediately terminated my account.