The fuck?
If my son was living NEET I would take away masturbation privileges too so he would move the fuck out.
So you would rather protocol and document your child’s masturbation behavior than just telling them to pay rent or get out? Both would be a lot less awkward, but thats just me i guess
I don’t think I could actually kick my child out onto the streets. But I am not above petty negative incentives so that they can actually take steps to improve their lives.
That’s fair, i probably wouldn’t give them the boot myself either. Though I would def try the rent thing to make them go outside and ideally doing something to improve themselves.
Yeah and then if they don’t pay rent or get a job then the only option is to kick them out, which doesn’t work for me.
And what about when they call your bluff and turn “semen inspection time” into a “guess where I came this time” game?
Then combine it with the “release numbered animals” and say there was n+1 to find when there’s really only n.
Ahahahaha well I guess then I’ll have to kick em out. Can’t outsmart me when I hold the trump cards.
Of course a christian user said this there is no other way someone would post this.
I think you need to read their name again
Sorry I don’t know what I read it as ,but still if the guy thinks that this is normal this isn’t okay.
I am so not a Christian my guy
I dunno feels a lot like a facebook mom from a cult or strict curch.
Maybe if this was a 16 year old or something, but this is a 22 year old man who cannot find a way to get tissue paper without his mother. This is something different.
What a culture!
and become homeless I guess
What? No. I’m not kicking them out into the streets. But I will absolutely incentivize moving out. You can’t just do NOTHING about having a NEET child, that’s bad parenting. So is forcing your children to be homeless.
Use her panties and socks.
Have both of your arms broken, you won’t be able to crank it.
I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once…
So does the mom
😏
Anons mum isn’t checking her own underwear with a UV light…
what do you mean by this
I’m saying anon should cream into his mum’s panties.
Naughty America 💋
Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.
Bro wtf
Just eat it you coward.
Face glows when mom turns on the UV.
Blow your load on her bedsheets
Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It’s the only undetectable disposal method.
Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn’t keep secrets from each other!Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn’t get stuck very often.
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What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
Of course it’s stupid, that’s the point.
But… but… people wouldn’t just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
would they?
I don’t see a reason for them to… Fake internet points are not even worth a penny!
They’re worth dopamine hits.
With some light research, I’ve found that they’re actually worth around $0.10
There’s STILL people who believe semen can clog showers because of a single prank at a campus years and years ago.
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
Clogged is probably a bit far but cum does congeal a lot with heat
I have a plumber mate that said that it not only congeals with the hot water but it then clumps together hair thats being washed down the drain and together they create the problem.
Eugh I can see that happening. I shave my body hair now but getting cum stuck in my pubes was a nightmare when I was a teenager
Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail
But that was many, many men and not a single one.
I’d rather be on the front line.
With how plumber quality is in some parts? That’s believable.
I don’t know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.
Yeah just buy a cruise ship or whatever. Go into debt if you have to.
A pack of tissues wasn’t in double-digit millions last time I checked.
Sorry, I was just memeing. Unless you were playing along, in which case woosh on me.
Well I sort of was, but I’m Finnish, so we haven’t exactly got the “don’t sound murderous, try to sound funny” tone right yet. You know how it’s a meme Germans have no sense of humour? We’ll they’ve enough sense of humor to realise people joke about it. We Nordics don’t.
Am Swedish, can confirm it’s hard to read Finnish humor. 😆
It’s probably because there generally isn’t any.
The punchline to 80% of the “jokes” I heard growing up is a word I don’t want to say so that I don’t seem like a racist.
Nowadays if you attempt even a little bit of banter to someone, it’s likely that you’ll get an answer of “YE GOT A PROBLEM M8?” (roughly translated.)
Happened to me twice within the last month. Once because I noted to an adult man that a full-up buss at 14:00 isn’t a karaoke and he shouldn’t be listenint to his phone on full while singing drinking songs with all the kids and parents. He started to yell he’ll kill me on the street and whatnot. I left the best as my stop came up. Went to buy a bevvie He came after me from the bus and stalked me lol.
The next dude was calmed but also asked me if I got a problem when I was on the side of the road filming birds and he just walked by?
I would rather live with wild wolves, no shit.
And I’m not a small guy or anything. I just don’t trust these fuckers. Apparently yesterday there was a stabbing in my building again.
Yeesh.
I have to ask though, would you consider it “banter” what happened on the bus? I mean, you were completely correct and in the right, when you told him off and said he shouldn’t play music and sing in a full bus. (You’re a good guy for that btw!) But I can’t imagine any culture where this would be considered banter. Possibly somewhere in GB 😆
Anyway, I hope you find a way out of there to live in a more peaceful place that suits you better, if that’s what you really want of course. ❤️ Happy 2025 to you!
Do you live in Scotland? I only ask because it’s a perfect description of Edinburgh buses. And there are an inexplicably large number of Finnish people in Edinburgh. Or were 15 to 20 years ago. Also there was a multiple stabbing at one of the places I lived there, and my next door neighbour had killed 3 people by cutting their throats. (Not a nice part of Edinburgh tbh, but by no means the worst)
Happened to me twice within the last month. Once because I noted to an adult man that a full-up buss at 14:00 isn’t a karaoke and he shouldn’t be listenint to his phone on full while singing drinking songs with all the kids and parents. He started to yell he’ll kill me on the street and whatnot. I left the best as my stop came up. Went to buy a bevvie He came after me from the bus and stalked me lol.
I see the feral reputation of the Finns is not wholly unearned
I would rather live with wild wolves, no shit.
Kind of sounds like you already do XD
Yeah, you know where the phrase “finnish him” originated?
If his mom is doing that, it’s likely he doesn’t have a job because she won’t let him.
You genuinely believe a 22-year old to be on such a tight leash that they cant’ stuff their pockets with a bit of paper anywhere? If if he never has the money to buy a roll of toilet paper, which isn’t the most expensive item honestly, he could just walk to a fastfood joint and take some napkins.
Stop buying into the stupidest shit people write, sheesh. You’re the type to think reality TV is real, aren’t you?
The fun of this community is pretending the stories are real.
Well to the point that they’re somewhat believable or clearly imagined, yeah.
Like all stories.
This just seems like a shit one.
Like the Walking Dead of green text yaknow. Just… bad.
But I don’t judge people who disagree.
I don’t judge people
You’re the type to think reality TV is real
Have some free napkins.
If can talk about people who like sushi without judging them.
I can also talk about people who believe reality tv is real without judging them.
Edit also you took that “I don’t judge people” out of context of “I don’t judge people for disagreeing”
i’m smelling some human rights abuses here
I don’t know how you can smell anything over that massive pile of bullshit.
you have no idea
some parents do be like that
Get a chastity fetish.
His mother already seems to have one. Maybe he can borrow it from her.
Or break your arms.
Is she checking her own socks and underwear?
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
Mom uses
uint64sorryI like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”
