My spirit animal.
Everyone likes their own brand
Here’s the video:
Shower of Power.
Anyone wanna watch me try? Please?
There are communities for that, I’m sure, but this one is for shitposting
I read an article recently about how Yellowstone rangers are pretty good at dealing with traffic jams like this, because they happen so often in areas where there are bears
Is this possible? Wait a moment…
I’ve done it by accident more than once so it must be possible.
Anything is possible if you really believe in yourself!
Do you need a video tutorial?
No, it’s a perfect perpetomobile.
It’s right there in the image… Did you somehow not comprehend the photo? How could you ask if something is possible when you’ve literally just seen it.
Anyway, here’s the video of that very event:
The dude is just aplying an extra layer of musk. The ladies are going to go wild on him.
Joking aside, that actually is why he’s doing it.
I know. But conveying information doesn’t need to be done in a boring way.
Wasn’t sure if it was just a joke. It was not!
Any explanation why the elk did that? (Other than “because he can”, of course)
Bull elk, you see, like to douse themselves in urine to attract the females. The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows
My first thought was the rinse his eyes of an irritant. Scent makes more sense. No pun intended.
It makes scents!
Furiously scribbles notes
Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray
Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.
I’ve been using axe body spray as a lady repellent for years, as well as a man repellent,
it repels most things actuallily if you just aim it at their eyes
Ah yes, I should’ve figured.
this is why i’m a lesbian
To attract cows?
Elementary school me partially discovering I’m a lesbian during “the talk”:
"Five minutes ago I didn’t even know I had a Third Hole™ and now you’re telling me I’m supposed to put the thing that boys PEE OUT OF, INTO IT!?"
[She then grew up to very much enjoy putting the thing that girls pee out of into her mouth.]
The lady elk love it
Regular white tail routinely pee on their back legs so they can scent mark. This is just the alpha/Chad whatever the kids are calling it nowadays move.
