Am I gregnant?
Only if you burnt your Luigi board
This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic material: Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo
Brb, starting an IVF facility. It might not work, and we might only accept donations, but we SWEAR we’re trying to fertilize embryos. Eventually. Someday in the future.
My sock drawer is now a fertility clinic for legal purposes.
Obligatory Monty Python video
Damn I knew the whole " better in belly of whore than ground" thing was coming
To me, this just comes off as someone trying to make a political statement regarding contraception and just falling flat.
It’s definitely a stunt
Sen. Blackmon is a Democrat and is pro-choice. This is a bill to highlight the absurdity of restrictive bills being introduced nationwide against women. It is meant to be provocative and is meant to be ridiculed.
Blackmon aims to highlight the double standards in such laws by focusing on men’s roles in reproduction, using satire to provoke discussion on the issue.
I bet he got at least 5 evangelicals to offer to co sponsor the bill.
Yeah, it’s essentially a throw away bill to make a point. Kind of clever.
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Man all the murders that teenage boys do.
Excuse the splooge out of me, WTF?
"As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”
There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator."
Not sure how you “fertilize an embryo”, if it’s an embryo, it’s BEEN fertilized for a while now…
Damn, I’m way past my third strike
TODAY??!??!? ;)
“The US government has received a record $69 trillion in tax income via new fines. In other news every male in America was found to be $420,000,000 in debt.”
So… having a period is illegal now?
Shed hair? Go to jail. Have dandruff? Straight to jail. Cut yourself and bleed? Believe it or not, jail.
Doing a poo would also be illegal. These people are morons, but dangerous.
You mean the ritualistic killing of a child every month by women who aren’t following gods plan of constant pregnancy starting at puberty?!?!
Sen. Bradford Blackmon, a Democrat in a heavily gerrymandered seat he inherited from his mother, wrote this as a joke.
It wouldn’t be proper troll legislation if it didn’t have a few head-scratchers like this.
Hello, police? This comment right here!
What a circus…
What’s the difference between a clown and a politican? Clowns have to go to college.
“All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation. This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation.
It’s a stunt. And it highlights how misogynistic the Republican bills are.
The Senator is a Democrat.yup, context is important here. dude is legit trolling for the
beatbest reasons.edit: had to keep that ironically perfect typo in there.
This is a stunt bill. The purpose is to demonstrate how many of the anti abortion bills are anti woman.
In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.
This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
So it’s just legislative trolling? Then again, Trump has declared every American a women, so this bill is no longer needed. ; )
I hope everybody starts mailing their wadded up tissues to this guys house.
In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation."
appears to be legislative shitposting. he’s being ironic to highlight conservative brain damage, so kudos to him.
Good callout.
And the fact that so many people believed it to be real is what really highlights the extent of pro-life craziness. Poe’s Law is in full effect in this thread, with so many people mistaking the bill as genuine.
The doctors look down at my boner and ask what I’m going to name it. “Hank or Clarissa” I say.
