Found Ted’s account

, but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?

…but anaphylaxis is no laughing matter.

.

…but have you tried running him over?

And all of his far-right views?

I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn’t.

The zodiac killer

fun required

always and forever, amen.

But he needs that thick mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.

I hate to see his face in my news
I do not care for his views
I’d like to see him choke on some shoes.