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This is fantastic news! I didn’t know that’s where the world’s supply of eggs was stored!
Walrus fat can be converted to gasoline. Winning!
Eat the rich burn the rich? World hunger and fuel costs beaten in one.
I can taste the lower prices!
I think you could taste a little lower, while you’re down there.
One drugs please, doctor
Here we go lads
Pfft, Britain and France already have plenty of islands. No, it is only right that it goes to a country that has none. One that has no islands because it has no land at all any more. Only Yugoslavia has a rightful claim to Greenland. Greenland and Yugoslavia are even roughly the same shape, especially if you just include Albania into Yugoslavia for extra inter-Balkan diplomacy!
Give it to Hungary. They need a seaport.
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Red, white and blue are like the most common country flag colours. USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, France, Russia, Netherlands, Chile, Cuba, Czechia, Iceland, Laos, Liberia, Luxembourg, North Korea etc. I’m sure you get the point. It seems like most countries aren’t particularly creative or daring when it comes to flags. Almost like all the lions and eagles that you see in military or old timey flags and symbols.
Fun Fact: Jamaica is the only country to not have red, white, or blue in its flag.
Huh that’s pretty cool. Definitely a fun fact!
I was like “What about Libya?” and then I remembered…
New flag is nicer imo, and more consistent with the other flags of the continent.
it should be called “Blellowland”
Change my mind
Let them, then put trump in charge forever there. And move all his supporters there. Everyone wins.
I thought we had more time until Idiocracy.
They want to make it even dumber than Idiocracy.
Jabba-the-Orange is planning on acquiring Greenland by invasion. They have already dusted off the draft and notification of the next-of-kin plans
Honestly if I recall these changes have already been underway before trump and unlike virtually everything else make sense
I want to get off MR TRUMPS WILD RIDE
This is just more bullshit to distract from egg prices and Elon robbing all of us in a Superman 3 scheme.
I don’t remember Superman 3, but now I want to rewatch it xd
The scheme is basically stealing tiny tiny fractions of a cent from every transaction that requires rounding and going unnoticed in the theft. They attempt it in Office Space, but misplace a decimal point and steal way more than they intended.
What a moronic idea.
His voters. “Yuck yuck yuck! You go Buddy! Yeeeehaw! Now where’s my disability check?”
A great Bloom County comic that feels relevant…
(Hopefully this link works.)
i’m hoping the moronic posturing is just a front for evil.
Well it’s probably not his front, but yeah…
“Buddy”
“You’re not affiliated with me!”
I’m not your buddy, friend!
I’m not your friend, guy!
I’m not your friend, mate.
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I’m seeing the name of the community, and I’m still not entirely sure this isn’t an onion. It’s that onion-y.
Here is the useless dolt
https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
Just find the zip code for his district.
31401
“…freest nation to ever exist…”
Fuckin lol
This guy must be choking on Trump’s balls
Jesus fucking Christ
I am against trying to acquire Greenland. However, I support this naming. If the USA is going to let something this moronic happen, we deserve to have this be a monument to our impotence and idiocy.
