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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days ago

Also, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.

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Also, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.

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LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • Corngood@lemmy.ml
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    compact, tactical France

    Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.

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      Arrêt!

      • TobEnd@lemmy.world
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        What?

        • don@lemm.ee
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          Arrêt!

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            They’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.

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              ARRÊT!

              ARRÊT!

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                Encore une fois! Avec… émotion!

                jazz hands

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      Do you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways?

      EDIT:

      If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?

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        Don’t forget the folding chair:

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          I don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”

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            Stupid, sexy Flandersroad

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